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  • Waterworld

    Waterworld

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    Imagine having this huge, extravagant aquarium... It's fully capable of housing any aquatic creature you want... Jellyfish? Sting Rays? Anglerfish? But for some unknown and tragic reason.... the only inhabitant is a goldfish cracker... They built the whole thing for a cheese snack.. Why did they do this

  • Blade Runner 2049

    Blade Runner 2049

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    That scene between Luv and Joshi... I'm shook

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  • Mulholland Drive

    Mulholland Drive

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    David Lynch: *places a pile of objects in my hands*
    Me: What is this?
    David Lynch: It's a puzzle.
    Me: This is two puzzle pieces, a Lego, and a raisin
    David Lynch: It's a puzzle

  • A Wrinkle in Time

    A Wrinkle in Time

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    starring:
    -calvin "wtf am I doing here" o'keefe
    -Big Oprah
    -reese witherspoon, magic lettuce ride
    -UNDERUTILIZED MINDY KALING
    -cave yoga instructor zach galifianakis
    -omniscient yet loveable adopted child/ evil roast zone boy king
    -hot mom, from the gayest episode of black mirror
    -HOT science dad chris pine
    -Storm fuckin' Reid dude. When she hugged Chris Pine?? That performance?? Slayed
    -also there's a dog