GIVE US ANOTHER VERSION OF THAT TERRIBLE MOVIE BUT SLIGHTLY WEIRDER AND AT LEAST FOUR HOURS TOO LONG! THE PEOPLE DEMAND AND DESERVE IT!
I don’t actually remember the other version enough to compare them. But my main issue here is that I don’t think there’s a single moment where a character expresses a recognizable human reaction, believable motivation, or non-laughable line of dialogue. Even the one-liners go thud like a super turd.
The positives: I liked Princess Diana’s…