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  • Kedi

    Kedi

    ★★★½

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  • The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford

    The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford

    ★★★½

    Not sure if Brad Pitt brought enough of his charm, but Casey Affleck definitely made up for it in pathos.

    Also, for the second night in a row, Roger Deakins takes a perfectly good movie and makes every frame of it stunning. (Two very different movies, I might add.)

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  • X-Men Origins: Wolverine

    X-Men Origins: Wolverine

    A movie featuring a team of mutant super-assassins hunting down Wolverine … And it sucks? Nice job, assfaces.

  • Superman

    Superman

    ★★★★★

    Christopher Reeve, goddammit.

    Also, I actually appreciate the preposterous ending more as I get older. (Maybe as much as I enjoyed it when I was a kid.) It's not sci-fi, it's myth.