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  • Downhill



    Downhill, the American remake of 2014’s Swedish film Force Majeure is kind of a mixed bag. Before seeing it, I kept reading how awful it was. After seeing it, I can definitely say it’s not awful, but it isn’t very good either. For starters, remaking the original film was already a bad idea. Everything that had to be said was said and it was handled really well back in the 2014 film. The remake has little to zero things to…

  • Fantasy Island

    Fantasy Island


    Due to it having having nothing that works in its favor, I strongly believe Blumhouse’s Fantasy Island is an amazing watch. The actors looked bored, the direction is lazy and the script is incredibly stupid. It’s hilarious how the movie sets up pretty basic things for the story to then take the sharpest turns to reveal confusing “answers” to questions that where never even established in the first place. It’s a movie that explains everything throughout, just so by the end,…

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  • Captain Marvel

    Captain Marvel


    Enjoyable, but it feels like filler in the MCU. Captain Marvel should’ve been better, I think. She’s supposed to be one of the most powerful heroes, and saddly I didn’t buy it.  After previous Marvel movies have set the stakes so high, it’s odd to have such a safe origin story. Either way, I’d say it’s worth your time. Even if it could’ve been better, I can’t say no to a fun time at the movies.

  • The Lighthouse

    The Lighthouse


    I don’t know what to say. Where do I even begin?! If you thought The Witch was something, let me tell you, you ain’t seen NOTHING yet. Robert Eggers created one of the most engaging and perfect movies of the year. With the help of career defining performances by Willem Dafoe and Robert Pattinson, the most beautiful cinematography I’ve seen all year and a narrative that will make your jaw drop to the floor, I’m very confident in saying that…