So disappointed by this. I haven't been this bored watching a film for some time, it honestly needed to be a 30 min short. Half star for the last vignette, half star for the shot of the scenic valley, and another half star for pot shot man.
A few brilliantly deadpan sketches (especially the opening series), but too many of them fell flat. I appreciated the couple of (relatively) colorful and warm scenes sprinkled in, however the large set piece with the horses is nothing compared to big scenes at the end of the other two, or even the tablecloth scene from You, the Living. Maybe Anderson's style wears off the more you watch, or maybe I needed more tuba.
What exactly about this is supposed to be interesting or profound? Exceedingly boring with a brief interlude mansplaining how mind blowing nihilism is. Was that guy not supposed to come off as a self-righteous pseudo-scientific egotistical douchebag?
I can see how if you buy the characters and their relationship from the start, that maybe you would find something to watch on to, but I didn't buy a second of anything in this movie. It reminds me of everything I hated about the Tree of Life, not a damn thing felt earned.
As a huge fan of the original and Stand Alone Complex, I came in with low expectations, but, my god, this was still astoundingly disappointing. I would have taken a mediocre plot with competent direction and visual flair, but it failed on all counts.
The only interesting visuals were pulled (without any of the themes or subtext) from the 1995 animated classic. The blocking and camera movements were completely pointless, the acting was horrible, and the editing had me yelling…