Fernando Alle

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Favorite films

  • Heavenly Creatures
  • Singin' in the Rain
  • The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
  • Mutant Blast

Recent activity

  • Anatomy of a Fall


  • The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King


  • The Marvels


  • Napoleon


Pinned reviews

  • Mutant Blast

    Mutant Blast


    For some reason, when you click on the link to the trailer on this film's page, it links to a full version of the movie on Youtube. I am not one to condone piracy, but since I have never gotten a report from Troma on how my movie is doing financially, and taking into account that if you buy the blu-ray released by Troma the subtitles will be several seconds out of synch, what can I say if you decide to watch a properly subtitled HD pirated copy on Youtube?

Recent reviews

  • The French Dispatch

    The French Dispatch


    Articles ranked:

    1- The Private Dining Room of the Police Commissioner - 4/5
    2- The Concrete Masterpiece - 4/5
    3 - Revisions to a Manifesto - 3/5

  • Dune



    Beautiful and immersive like few other current big budget movies. Its only flaw is that it is half a movie.

Popular reviews

  • Joker



    As Scorsese has compared superhero films to theme park rides, this film pretentiously tries to escape that label by presenting itself as prestigious cinema.

    It straight-up appropriates Scorsese's cultural legacy, as it blatantly steals from Taxi Driver and King of Comedy, as well as Sidney Lumet's Network. It appropriates the themes of the aforementioned films on a surface level, yet it has nothing of its own to say.

    There is nothing wrong with a movie just being a movie and…

  • Mortal Kombat

    Mortal Kombat

    A television pilot that serves only to introduce the characters and saves the titular tournament for the sequel or maybe a sequel further down the line, as I suspect the plan is to make audiences endure multiple films in a cinematic universe and save the tournament for a big event movie like "Avengers: Endgame".

    The fatalities are not enough to save it, as all the gore is done with unconvincing CGI and is mostly relegated to the third act. When…