fiefel

i love desert landscapes and pouring waves of flesh and blood and big honkin' milkers and just, like, feelin' good buddy

Favorite films

  • Alice in Wonderland
  • Creepshow
  • Re-Animator
  • The Great Silence

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  • Predator 2

    ★★★★

  • Predator

    ★★★★

  • The Hitcher

    ★★★★

  • Collateral

    ★★★★

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  • Predator

    Predator

    ★★★★

    the predator feeling bad ass about smoking all these dudes and stroking himself off over their skulls is the equivalent of like a drone strike operator feeling bad ass about how many confirmed kills he has after wiping a yemeni village off the map
    (arnold is a heroic retaliatory plane hijacking)

  • Freeway

    Freeway

    ★★★★

    now thats what i call a palette-cleanser

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  • The Wolf of Wall Street

    The Wolf of Wall Street

    ½

    wanted to watch "wolves unleashed" and see cool wolf battles. unavailable. watch "the wolf of wall street" hoping to see some canine carnage but NO - only profanity, boobies, drugs and not a SINGLE wolf brawl. NOT ABOUT WOLVES - DO NOT WATCH!!!!!!

  • Bo Burnham: Inside

    Bo Burnham: Inside

    ½

    i watched the first 3 minutes and was so annoyed by all the singing that i skipped ahead to see if it ever ended. it did not like SHUT UP i dont care AAAAAAAAAAAA i hate whoever decided musicals were in again