i love desert landscapes and pouring waves of flesh and blood and big honkin' milkers and just, like, feelin' good buddy
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Predator 1987
the predator feeling bad ass about smoking all these dudes and stroking himself off over their skulls is the equivalent of like a drone strike operator feeling bad ass about how many confirmed kills he has after wiping a yemeni village off the map
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The Wolf of Wall Street 2013
wanted to watch "wolves unleashed" and see cool wolf battles. unavailable. watch "the wolf of wall street" hoping to see some canine carnage but NO - only profanity, boobies, drugs and not a SINGLE wolf brawl. NOT ABOUT WOLVES - DO NOT WATCH!!!!!!
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Bo Burnham: Inside 2021
i watched the first 3 minutes and was so annoyed by all the singing that i skipped ahead to see if it ever ended. it did not like SHUT UP i dont care AAAAAAAAAAAA i hate whoever decided musicals were in again
