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  • There Will Be Blood
  • Roma
  • Portrait of a Lady on Fire
  • 8½

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  • The Dance of Reality

    ★★

  • No Time to Die

    ★★★

  • Angel's Egg

    ★★★★½

  • Amour

    ★★★★★

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  • The Dance of Reality

    The Dance of Reality

    ★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Watched on mubi (40/100).

    The whole self-glorification really rubbed me the wrong way. Added to that the editing was hilariously bad and it just felt so cheap. There were some production design moments that were kind of good but it just didn't do much for me. The first hour also felt very repetitive; yes, I get it, your father was an asshole.

  • No Time to Die

    No Time to Die

    ★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Watched in the cinema (62/100).

    RIP little plushy.

    I watched a movie in a packed theater and the experience wasn't something I really missed to be honest. I love the power to push pause. My theater also has the dumb idea to add so many ads right before a movie starts; the movie started at 14:40 but the actual first frame of actual film was at 15:05 (I checked my clock). I actually took a little nap in that time…

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  • Army of the Dead

    Army of the Dead

    ½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Watched on Netflix (12/100).

    Fuck this movie for thinking my tv was broken. Those 'zombie' pixels were so annoying.

    Anyway: Zach Snyder does it again.... this is not good. It's bad, yes; bad bad bad. I think I'd rather see Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen again. This has about the same 'level of dumb' and weird sex jokes.

    My main criticism of this movie is that it is so unclear what this wants to be. It starts out like a…

  • Angel's Egg

    Angel's Egg

    ★★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Watched on Youtube (92/100).

    This is my third time watching Angel's Egg and I'm still not entirely sure how to read this movie exactly. The whole film is beautiful to look at with its hand drawn animation, great design and the music emotionally gets to me pretty badly which are simple enough reasons to revisit it.

    So what is it about? In simple terms: the movie takes place in a world where Noah didn't make it. The ark tipped over…