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  • Five Feet Apart

    Five Feet Apart

    Maybe if they are homosexuals, they wouldn't be chilling in a pool five feet apart.

  • Dear John

    Dear John


    Dear John,

    You're a dick to your dad.

    From, Ivan.

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  • Fight Club

    Fight Club


    The way I watched this while I'm drunk and having an existential crisis.

  • Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood

    Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood


    I rewatched this again because today is the 1st anniversary of this film. This is my third rewatch and now I'm in love with this film. I'm starting to memorize some of the lines. 

    This ain't a bad movie. I said what I said.