• The Boondock Saints

    The Boondock Saints

    This movie makes me want to apologize for being Irish American.

  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

    Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

    can't believe they made a movie about that Kelly Clarkson song but it came out really good

  • Hard Ticket to Hawaii

    Hard Ticket to Hawaii

    If all this movie had going for it was huge boobs and beautiful Hawaiian landscapes I'd be sold, but it's got absolutely bananas action on top of that. Terrible movie, highly recommended.

  • Hector and the Search for Happiness

    Hector and the Search for Happiness

    I wanted to like this more because it's got a lot of actors I like, and it was all perfectly competent, but the Eat Pray Love plot left me deeply unimpressed. A wealthy white guy using tourism in Africa and Asia as his personal therapy and learning some twee life lessons really bothered me.

    The only part that rang true for me, and the reason I'm giving this a "Like", is the third act with Toni Collette and Christopher Plummer,…

  • Kung Fu from Beyond the Grave

    Kung Fu from Beyond the Grave

    You know, I've often said to myself, "Self, what Hamlet really needed was kung fu and Dracula." Well this movie showed that hack Shakespeare how it's done!!

  • One Hour Photo

    One Hour Photo

    I watched this movie once when I was 18 and let me tell you it hits a lot different at age 39 after working years in retail.

  • Crimes of the Future

    Crimes of the Future

    I enjoyed this movie, which left me with a lot of questions, most pressing of which is why is there a community of Canadians living in Athens, Greece?

  • Notting Hill

    Notting Hill

    I have a lot of trouble buying Hugh Grant as an everyman but other than that this movie was adorable.

  • Felix Nadar Spinning in his Chair

    Felix Nadar Spinning in his Chair

    yooooo this dude spinning in his chair

  • A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

    A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

    still haven't seen a Sondheim musical I didn't love

  • Keanu

    Keanu

    This movie is basically a feature-length Key and Peele sketch and it rules.

  • Interview with the Vampire

    Interview with the Vampire

    Fellas,