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  Review by DirkH ½ 27

  Emmerich is a brain surgeon.

  He succesfully lobotomized me.

  Goonigaga.

  *drool*

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  Review by Anthony Leroy ★½

  Never letting my mom choose a film to watch again.

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  Review by Thomas Ringdal ½ 12

  OK. I've endured 10 mins of this, now where's my medal?

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  Review by Bryan Espitia ★ 5

  Has held the record for least exciting movie ever for the past fifteen years, what a run!

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  Review by Travis Lytle ★★½ 4

  Giving Roland Emmerich an excuse to assemble sequences full of rampaging wooly mammoths, the director's "10,000 BC" has little going for it save its scenes of said prehistoric pachyderms. The tale of ancient humans battling their ways through the stone age amounts to nothing more than a typical hero quest with bursts of character-based intrigue. The production is solid, and Emmerich stages epic stretches featuring CGI beasties and scrambling tribesfolk. This vast cinematic canvas rings empty without a truly compelling narrative, but the film rates, at least, as a watchable diversion.

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  Review by Jakob ½ 2

  Roland Emmerich can eat my dick.

  10,000 BC is so ardently terrible that anyone with half a brain, let alone a college education should be offended on a personal level.

  I'm so mad.

  Fuck you, Roland Emmerich.

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  Review by MartyK0015mp ½ 4

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  First time watching.

  iTunes rental.

  + D'leh (Steven Strait) is an mammoth hunter who bonds and falls in love with Evolet (Camilla Belle). But when Evolet gets captured, D'leh must embark on an odyssey.

  To everyone who has not/will not watch this, well done on making an smart decision with your life.

  To everyone who watched the first 10mins and stopped, I want to applause you for at least giving this an go.

  To everyone (including me) who watched the entire film, well we are all stupid aren't we??? Can we get some sort of an award? Please? 😅

  F**k Emmerich for making this piece of 💩 so dull and boring to watch.

  🤦🤦🤦🤦 What have I done??

  Emmerich: boxd.it/feqLm

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  Review by Arda Kaynak ★ 4

  10.000 BC... A tribe talking in english...

  What an historically inaccurate and droll story

  A must watch :)

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  Review by Middle-Aged Altarage Enthusiast ★ 7

  If you’ve ever wondered what Apocalypto would look like with its balls cut off and overdosed on Ambien, 10,000 BC is the film for you. What the hell was the play here? Why did this need to be made? What was Emmerich thinking? 

  There’s some jaw dropping locations and impressive-for-its-time CGI, but this could not be any more listless and uninvolving. Poor old Cliff Curtis seems genuinely embarrassed to be in it and everyone else flat out fucking sucks. It’s impossible to give a shit about an adventure story starring a charisma vacuum like the loser in the lead role here. He makes Taylor Lautner look like Harrison Ford. 

  Then it pathetically ends with a blatant rip-off of the finale…

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  Review by Tanner ★★

  MTV’s Apocalypto/300 hybrid spoof showcases just how good of an actor Cliff Curtis has been for decades unheralded.

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  Review by HAL ★½ 2

  Did you guys know Roland Emmerich is gay? I was reading his letterboxd page and then looked up his Wikipedia page and it turns out he’s an lgbt activist and openly gay. I mean, good for him, I’m glad he’s paving the way for other gay filmmakers to realize that they too can make a movie as boring as 10,0000 BC.

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  Review by jan_klobucic ★½

  So, before watching this I expected an entertaining prehistoric movie, but there were so many historical inconsistencies that this almost ends up being a sci-fi movie that came out 12,000 years ago. That is the main issue I have with this movie, it has so many things that don't make any sense. So, this movie is set in 10,000 BC so how do people have handcuffs? Along with that people know how to ride horses and there are also giant Roman ships. The background also changes too much and in a space of a few days, they go from snowy mountains to a jungle and then to a desert. There are too many things like this that just don't make…