Could be spoilers and stuff. You shouldn't care.
Meter 1 - Let's correct that spelling.
Metre 2 - Ooh, some lovely foreshadowing red wine in the swimming pool. Quick! Mention a shark!
Metre 3 - bla bla relationship shite bla bla my boyfriend left me cause I'm boring bla bla
Metre 4 - let's go out and meet random strangers!
Metre 5 - yeah! Then my ex will think I'm fun!
Metre 6 - oh look random hot Mexican boys!
Metre 7 - bit of snogging
Metre 8 - sure we'll go with you on a shady underwater shark tour hot Mexican boys!
Metre 9 - yet even more foreshadowing
Metre 10 - I'm not going!
Metre 11 - Your…