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  Review by davidehrlich ★★★★½ 7

  ***THIS IS AN AWARDS PIECE I WROTE ABOUT RALPH FIENNES AND WHY HE SHOULD WIN ALL THE OSCARS FOR THIS MOVIE***

  Ralph Fiennes is never going to win an Oscar.

  He’s too slippery, too snake-like, too hard to pin down. He plays cruelty for laughs, and uses humor to break your heart. He plays supporting roles with the all-consuming intensity of a lead, and lead roles with the evasiveness of someone who’s just passing through. He’s human category fraud.

  But if Fiennes gets overlooked for his irrepressible work in Luca Guadagnino’s “A Bigger Splash,” it won’t be because he was submitted in the wrong race; it’ll be because he appears to be having way too much fun for a drama.…

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  Review by Sarah🐉 ★★★★½ 3

  Dakota Johnson: -every quote that Forever 21 has ever put on one of their shirts-
  Tilda: whisper whisper
  Voldemort: My dick is out

  Me: This deserves four and a half stars

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  Review by Dan ★★★★½ 1

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  fellas is it gay to choke ur friend in the pool till they die?

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  Review by Aaron Michael ★★★★ 1

  This should have ended with Ralph Fiennes and Matthias Schoenaerts making out!

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  Review by Leticia Fernandes ★★★★½

  My life has come to a full circle now that I've seen Lord Voldemort's dick

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  Review by Caitlin ★★★★ 1

  Dakota Johnson: *looks at the ground, then at something else, then the ground again* 
  me: now that's what I call ACTING!!! a woman that is a daaaaaaamn woman oh SHE! I support talent and talent only and she is the only talent to have ever existed! HER!!!

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  Review by amaya ★★★ 1

  guadagnino: picture this. hot rich people.
  producers: ok
  guadagnino: being horny in italy
  producers: sure
  guadagnino: there's a pool
  producers: we know
  guadagnino: i want to cast tilda swinton. she fucks
  producers: ok fine please get out now

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  Review by hesitant movie enjoyer ★★★★

  enough shots of voldemort's dick to last me a lifetime

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  Review by davidehrlich ★★★★ 1

  There's a scene towards the end of Nagisa Oshima's deservedly infamous "In the Realm of the Senses" in which hotel owner Kichizō Ishida — taking a rare break from the all-consuming fuck-fest that will soon end in his death — stumbles down the street as a phalanx of soldiers march in the opposite direction, mobilizing for World War II. Ishida, who's been so busy screwing that he hasn't showered in weeks, barely even notices the army as they pass by. At a time when nationalism was all the rage, Ishida and his lover were radicals for their self-imposed solipsism, for tuning out the world beyond the small room that had grown pungent with the smell of their bodies.

  There are…

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  Review by aaron ★★★

  dakota johnson is that bitch, been that bitch, still that bitch and will forever be THAT BITCH

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  Review by russman ★★★ 2

  I wish they gave David Bowie more lines

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  Review by Eli Hayes ★★★½ 4

  Can definitely appreciate the direction that this film went in. And gorgeous cinematography and editing, of course. Tilda can take on any role.