[Off in the distance, a man dressed in rags, and sporting a long beard, much like an island castaway, struggles across a minefield of interestingly animated, but largely unfunny skits. After narrowly escaping death several times, he finally approaches the camera and utters a single word:]
[A giant foot appears from the top of the frame and crushes him to the accompaniment of a rousing John Phillips Sousa march. Voiceover intones:]
"One-sixth of Monty Python's Flying Circus narrating a series of dire fictional vignettes from his supposed memoirs."
[Scene changes to a WWII bomber being flown by Col. James "Biggles" Bigglesworth who's being given a handjob by his co-pilot. Cut to the bomb bay of the airplane where a…