Synopsis
Bring protection.
As a cowardly farmer begins to fall for the mysterious new woman in town, he must put his new-found courage to the test when her husband, a notorious gun-slinger, announces his arrival.
2014 Directed by Seth MacFarlane
As a cowardly farmer begins to fall for the mysterious new woman in town, he must put his new-found courage to the test when her husband, a notorious gun-slinger, announces his arrival.
Seth MacFarlane Charlize Theron Liam Neeson Amanda Seyfried Neil Patrick Harris Giovanni Ribisi Sarah Silverman Evan Jones Rex Linn Alex Borstein Aaron McPherson Christopher Hagen Ralph Garman Wes Studi Matt Clark Brett Rickaby John Aylward Jay Patterson Amick Byram Dennis Haskins Gilbert Gottfried Ewan McGregor John Michael Higgins Julius Sharpe Mike Miller Ardy Brent Carlson Alec Sulkin Tatanka Means Ivan Brutsche Show All…
Mickey Giacomazzi Marilyn Giacomazzi Scott Rogers Mark Vanselow Brandon Beckman John Trejo Ryan Happy Baxter Humby Tad Griffith Alisa Hensley
Bill Corso Gary Archer Whitney James Deidre Parness Desne J. Holland Ashlynne Padilla Danlee Winegar
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Painfully unfunny. It was seriously a total struggle just to finish the damn movie. It really is THAT bad. Seth MacFarlane had self indulgence radiating off of him during the entire film.
, But Not One Way To Shoot A Funny Comedy.
, Killing All Jokes In The Process.
, Is What McFarlane Said About His Career.
, With Watching This Film Holding The Nr. 1 Spot.
(Ba dum tss)
My girlfriend has a giant crush on Seth McFarlane and I think that's enough for me to disown her, right?
Critics were too hard on this one. This is a perfect movie to play in the background when you’re busy doing other shit
I'm pretty sure this was the first movie I saw in cinema together with my good movie buddy @Mihaka, but he won't believe me. Fucking prick.
A more accurate title would be:
About Five or Six Ways to Die in the West Repeated a Million Times
When logging this film I considered pressing the heart icon and then I realized that not hating something isn't the same as liking it. The film has a few good laughs and is loaded with cool cameos but overall it's pretty bad.
I understand comedy is subjective, and normally I can appreciate the concept of to each their own, what I may love others may loathe and vice versa...but seriously, fuck this movie, this awful, painfully unfunny nonsense. Everything Seth MacFarlane has done prior to this garbage is now rendered meaningless. He doesn't earn a pass for this pile of shit because he made Family Guy and a decently funny movie about a talking teddy bear. It may be difficult to watch anything associated with the man again, past or future work, because at this moment even hearing his voice makes me feel ashamed of what passes as comedic material these days.
Is it possible this was done intentionally as a joke?…
It's easy to make me laugh. Just show me a feather and I'll already beg you to stop tickling me. Show me youtube clips of people falling on their asses and I'll have a riot. But most of all, put me in a theater where a comedy is playing, and no matter how bad it may be it will still make me laugh. It will probably take a few dozens of comedies seen in the theater before this magical effect wears off. Or maybe I'll always have a good time. That's why I'm going to see it, to have a good time, I'm going in ready to laugh and it's going to take a really bad comedy to make me…
Once upon a time in the West there was a Seth MacFarlane comedy that took the 3:10 to Yuma, but ended up in I've-seen-it-before-ville. A not-so-life-friendly place where a sheep herder inclined to shaking in his boots eventually finds his true grit, subduing foes, fears and fucked up hallucinations.
There's good, bad and ugly in this film. Mostly good, heavens be praised, but also a weak and predictable storyline that does like Sarah Silverman's character in the house of ill repute: Blows like there's no tomorrow.
Laughs come in all shapes and sizes. Weird, revolting, brutal and occasionally hilarious. Like any episode of Family Guy, however, there's also a dominant chunk of miniscule chuckles and tumbleweeds rolling by as some…