Song: 3/5 Divisive, but I'm in the camp of "it's fine".
Intro: 3/5 About a 80's as you can get. Some good parts, some terrible.
Heroes: 1/5 Roger Moore is like 15 years too old here. Every action scene is clearly a double.
Villains: 3.5/5 It's Christopher Walken, man. That counts for something.
Film: 6/10 Not a whole lot makes sense, but it's not nearly the mess that some people claim it is.
Total: 16/30 Time to hang it up Roger.
Odds + Ends:
-The chase that begins on the Eiffel Tower has some great stunts, but overall is a terrible chase.
-In the list of worst movie title used in the scripts ever.
-What's the deal with the machine gun massacre Zorin commits near the end? A little too dark for the Roger Moore era.
-Thumbs up for the discreetly hidden blimp.
-Q, once again proves to be a major creep.