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  Review by Oliver Swift ★ 6

  Could’ve done with a pair of those night vision goggles so I could see what the FUCK was going on in this film

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  Review by Griffin Newman 7

  Missed opportunity to have the sequel to ALIEN VS. PREDATOR just be titled ALIENS VS. PREDATORS.

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  Review by David Sims ★½ 13

  so boring I fell asleep during a makeout scene

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  Review by CosmonautMarkie ½ 9

  I never want to watch another predator movie. I forgot that every “horror” movie from this era is dog ass. This makes the previous movie look like a masterpiece. Not even fun to watch as a joke

  Good:
  - Nothing

  Bad:
  - Everything

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  Review by nathaxnne [hiatus: blast injury] ★★★½ 15

  I have seen a lot of really dumb movies so I feel secure in telling all of you that Aliens Vs. Predator: Requiem just might be the dumbest movie I have ever seen. This makes it extraordinary. Every line of dialogue, every character action, every plot decision is beyond ridiculous. This film as far as I can tell was not made to be terrible. It was not made to be ironic or to cater to those who like terrible-on-purpose movies. Rather, it was made by people who decided that PWSA's AVP was art-house horror and had an Aliens:Predator ratio that was all wrong. There weren't enough sewers. There wasn't enough acid-for-blood injuries. Instead of fixing this problem, the makers of…

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  Review by Cody Walker ½ 1

  Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem has taught me three things:

  1. You can pick out a random word to be the subtitle of your movie and get away with it.

  2. No harm ever came from giving out military-grade night-vision goggles to a small child.

  3. It is possible to make Predators and Aliens ridiculously boring.

  Also, sample dialogue:

  "That's crazy, the government doesn't lie to people!"

  A singularly forgettable movie.

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  Review by Matt Singer ★★ 4

  I just wish they had stuck with the original concept, Aliens vs. Predator vs. Mr. Magorium’s Wonder Emporium.

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  Review by Cernan Mari ½ 3

  Aside from how garbage this sequel is, I simply can't see what's going on, even with the brightness and contrast turned up. But I also think I don't give a fuck because I couldn't stand it any longer, sitting and watching the stupidest film in this franchise. Please, I beg you, kill everyone! Let the half-breed ugly motherfucker rule the world; we're all going to die anyway. Let this be the end of my suffering.

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  Review by Nicholas Faron ½

  Weird that they left the audio on and no picture.

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  Review by DirkH ½ 11

  Make no mistake, this film is a unique achievement in cinema history. It manages to be even worse than its predecessor, a feat not thought possible by anyone who cares about these two Science Fiction giants.

  So, dear directors, can I just ask you this?

  Why the fuck don't you care?

  Why the fuck didn't you make an effort?

  Why the fuck did you choose to go for a half assed, 1950s b-movie plot while you could easily have picked a far superior story line from the excellent comics?

  Why?

  Damn, this pissed me off....

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  Review by Justin Peterson ★½ 2

  I guess they decided to call it Requiem because they knew this piece of shit was going to kill the AVP movie franchise.

  "This plan is stupid. Let's just leave town now."

  We finally get a movie where the Xenomorphs get unleashed on earth, and they dilute it down into a second-rate monster/slasher movie. From what I could tell the Aliens and Predator looked great, but it is a shame we can barely see them because of how idiotically dark most of the horror/action scenes are. Don't they typically make scenes darker when special effects don't look good, and it being like that for basically the whole movie made it exhausting to watch. Not to mention there is not one…

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  Review by Paimonn ★

  They should've nuked the whole script as well and made sure it never saw the light of day... the only problem is it didn't actually see any lights and neither did i cuz i was busy being blind the whole time.
  This piece of shit was so fucking dark i almost needed night vision to watch it.