maybe relying on the ability to secure a famous cameo to make your movie memorable is, from a critical standpoint, lazy writing. HOWEVER: who among us would not absolutely 100% no hesitation do the exact same thing if provided with the budget and the keanu?

no i’m not listening to keanu reeves saying “i missed your thighs” on a loop

KE-AN-U
KE-AN-U
KE-AN-U

(this is what I expect the audience at the Oscars to chant when surprise nominee Keanu Reeves wins Best Supporting Actor)

im sure it took keanu a lot of effort not to cause a mass shoot out in that neon lit restaurant

every film should have keanu reeves playing himself in it

ali wong casting randall park, daniel dae kim, and keanu as her love interests is legend behavior

“look at everything leonardo dicaprio has done for climate change!”
“what has he done for climate change?” 
“he’s working on it.”

keanu reeves, america’s sweetheart

Jenny crying after hugging Keanu was a big mood!

it’s the last day of asam heritage month so naturally I’m gonna watch this and write a long review that nobody asked for 🥴

1. sasha eating spam and rice...if that isn’t every day of my life
2. me                marcus’ mom
                 🤝
using scissors to cut vegetables
3. randall park rapping is something I never knew I needed to hear
4. KEANU MF REEVES. COULD NOT STOP SMILING DURING HIS CAMEO WOW 10/10 WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR THAT MAN
5. I laughed and cried so much. this world deserves more asian led romcoms!! 

it RULES seeing films like this by aapi creators on platforms like netflix. so many little things made me feel seen and my heart is full 🥰

it's true women only want to date the stoner musician childhood friend they've become more successful than or keanu reeves

Best believe I punched Keanu Reeves
And it was better than any scene
You could see in Speed
I hit John Wick
And now I'm feeling so appealing
Basically, I'm a god
You could call me Hercules

Lighthearted romcom with extremely charming asian leads. Just what I needed at this point in my life tbh. Thank you Ali and Randall. And also to Keanu. Keanu if you're reading this I'm free to hang out on thursdays mwahhh

I punched Keanu Reeves is a fantastic song

fofo .

Fun movie, even though the pacing is pretty wack. Randall Park is so freaking likable. Keanu scenes are truly funny, the whole thing kinda deflated after that. Shoutout to kind, old dads.

i'm crying...the ending was so cute🥺

I say "always be my baby" by Mariah Carey under my breath for 3 days after watching this movie, my boyfriend threatened to move out.

Unfortunately it is so aggressively mediocre. I don’t remember actually laughing at all... which, I know humor is subjective but to me this was more smile-humor than laugh-humor. 

Then again, I stayed content during the whole thing.

marcus kim's arms are so important to me i just (deep inhale)

This isn’t one of the most compelling romance stories I’ve seen, but the reason I still enjoyed this was because of Randall Park who is so good at injecting comedy into every single scene. Some of the jokes didn’t really land, like a lot of the Keanu Reeves stuff and some of the characters were way too obnoxious for my liking.

does this movie get better every time i watch it? absolutely yes.

JIMMMYYYY WOOOOOO🌀🌀🌀🌀⚡⚡⚡⚡

yes i rewatched this just for keanu reeves

"I Punched Keanu Reeves" is the bop of the century