Let's talk about An Imperfect Murder for a moment, shall we?
This movie is so jaw-droppingly God-awful... Like, what? Fifteen minutes in, it felt like someone was playing a practical joke on me.
So many questions...
How did this get green lit?
Why did Netflix want this?
How did they convince Alec Baldwin to be in even one scene of this?
How did they convince Sienna Miller to be in this?
What sort of demonic entity was in charge of the sound design?
Let's start with the opening sequence. Might be (or at least feel like) the longest opening credit sequence in the history of movies. I think eight minutes had passed by the time they were done, and there…