this movie: "dedicated to andrei tarkovsky" 

me: andrei sweetie im literally so sorry im so sorry this ugly ass bitch would even say that. oh my god.

a great first date movie

So.....I guess von Trier took the whole 'torture porn' thing too literally.

I can take the pretentiousness and can forgive the self-indulgent ramblings and thickly laid on self-importance.

I can even stand the yucky bits.

What I can't stand is the shallow, cold and completely unengaging treatment of its potentially intriguing subject matter.

apparently lars von trier was struggling with big time depression when he made this and i can fucking SMELL IT

i just love his slow-mos on scenes that look like paintings, it makes me feel like im actually watching art when it's more like decaying corpses and porn

anyway i liked it too much for how sick it made me but what's new with this guy lmao :DDDDDD

I initially thought I was going to really dig this film—I’m a whore for ultra-bizarre, provocative, controversial arthouse horror—but it surprisingly left me in a state of “meh”. Aside from the striking aesthetic, the daring performances, its lack of boundaries, and some fantastic imagery, the film didn’t provide much to suck me into the simple premise; it got stuck in repetitive territory and ultimately didn’t do much for me.

인간의 악마성에 대한 충격적 탐구

rose mcgowan voice: a nightmare......literally a nightmare

I can't tell if I'm excited or upset about the fact that I'll need to return to this periodically. I'm also tempted not to try to understand what the film is saying, but to understand how it was conjured up in the first place. What does it say about human beings that we are capable of creating such things?

But my gosh it really is as beautiful as it is hideous and perverse. If you have the stomach, it's worth plunging into its mysteries.

A very boring Artsy Fartsy film that you start watching for one reason or another, my reason was William Dafoe; and then since you devoted yourself to watching it you sit waiting for something good to happen. At the end, it become silly and you never understand why. Dafoe is always great.

una perfecta sincronia de sonido e imagen, desde el incio demuestra una situacion que no es muy comun ver en el cine contemporaneo, acompañada despues de un desarrollo que incluso se siente e impacta al espectador, el fondo se centra en el dolor que se vive en una situacion parecida haciendote experimentar en carne propia como las madres que pasan por algo similar superan o experimentan un futuro distinto bajo estas circunstancias. En lo personal me gusta mucho el trabajo de este director.

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The best way to describe this movie is, 4.75/5. Maybe one day LetterboxD will take my suggestions.

Can I get a.... *DAB* for DEPRESSION?????