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  Review by lydia ★★ 11

  thank god im fat

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  Review by Ben McDonald ★★ 2

  Turns out the real philosopher's stone was the friends we made along the way.

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  Review by abby ★★★½

  before we go into hell who's gonna admit they gotta crush on me

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  Review by brat pacino ★★★½ 12

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  my wacky take on this critically panned found footage horror that i love completely unironically is that it works better as a slow burn romance :) good night (it’s 2:42 pm)

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  Review by Eli Hayes ★★★½ 12

  ya but why did they go through all of that for a rock

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  Review by Megan Bitchell ★★★ 6

  screaming the entire movie hoping the cute clock boy doesn’t die

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  Review by Leticia Fernandes ★★★★ 3

  What does JK Rowling know

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  Review by DirkH ★★½ 10

  In which the Goonies go to France and have a hell of a time.

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  Review by Roman Kirby ★ 3

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  What if we kissed in the Catacombs 🥰😳 jk jk... unless? 😳

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  Review by trin ★★★

  don’t EVER confess your feelings for me in the catacombs

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  Review by Mikael Stånggren ★★½ 18

  Don't you just hate it when a film sets up its story really well, only to devolve into random nonsense? What starts off as a rather compelling adventure, in the derring-doing spirit of Lara Croft and Indiana Jones, loses credibility along the way, seemingly making things up as it goes.

  Boasting such an abundant wealth of history, mythology and attention-grabbing exposition, there's a lot of interesting directions that could have been taken here. Not least when set in a location as creepy as the infamous Paris catacombs. But alas, somewhere in the creative process, the screenwriters chose...poorly.

  An entertaining piece of urban spelunking nonetheless though. Consistently above boredom. Ever below excellence.

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  Review by lola gumball ★½ 8

  are you happy to be in paris?