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The babies are back!
When valuable objects begin disappearing throughout Europe, it's up to a band of brilliant babies to travel overseas and catch the thieves before it's too late.
Baby Geniuses 3: Baby Squad Investigators
2013 Directed by Sean McNamara
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Baby Geniuses and the Mystery of the Crown Jewels
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03 Feb 2013
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Trashuary or: How I learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Junk (Vol. 2): 48/50
A film about a bunch of cool as shit babies running around in their diapers while being inexplicable dubbed over by adults because these toddlers unsurprisingly could never be asked to do actually focus long enough that they could consistently deliver their own lines. Jon Voight is in here for some reason as the master of disguises, which look awfully offensive even to the French considering the fake noses and mustaches.
There's a scene in here when the babies come to France and one of them exclaims "there's been a theft at the Louvre" and then another baby ensues to give a summary of what…
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It goes without saying that Baby Geniuses 3 sucks major ass but it is kinda incredible. I think it was originally meant as a TV series, so it has the structure of a recurring/recursive nightmare that continues to unfold on a screen.
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by definition i didn't watch this movie. my friends and i were busy memeing about brenda song and me gaslighting myself into thinking i have a crush on her. this movie needed more brenda song. also i was promised this movie would feature more racism than it did and i feel LIED to!! but also i didn't really watch it so i can't say for sure the racism wasn't there. if only i watched this with my beloved brenda song while i was dressed in a very tight pepsi-man outfit as per the memes <3
also this was my 1000th film i watched and i cannot think of a more fitting movie for that title
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Glad to see they added more diversity in this franchise. Hollywood is finally listening to us guys. Praise the Lord.
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Stupid Children
I've been sleeping a lot lately (not sure why... the other day I slept 14 hours straight) and haven't been able to make it through a single film in one sitting. I usually only fall asleep once while watching a film and always make sure to pause it before I drift off. I started 'Baby Geniuses 3' at 11:00am and didn't finish it until 4:30pm... I had to pause the film four times in order to sleep... that's how boring this shit was.
I felt like I was loosing my mind because every time I would resume the film, the kids would be doing the exact same shit again but in a different country. They go to 3…
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