Synopsis
Think innocent. Think helpless. Think again. Naps are history.
Scientist hold talking, super-intelligent babies captive, but things take a turn for the worse when a mix-up occurs between a baby genius and its twin.
Scientist hold talking, super-intelligent babies captive, but things take a turn for the worse when a mix-up occurs between a baby genius and its twin.
Kathleen Turner Christopher Lloyd Kim Cattrall Peter MacNicol Dom DeLuise Ruby Dee Kyle Howard Kaye Ballard Leo Fitzgerald Myles Fitzgerald Gerry Fitzgerald Connor Leggett Griffin Leggett Megan Robbins Gabrielle Robbins Brianna McConnell Brittany McConnell Jacob Handy Zachary Handy Amanda Fein Caitlin Fein Jim Hanks Sam McMurray Bill Wiley Randy Travis Judith Drake Melissa Bickerton Chip Heller Dan Monahan Show All…
Malí géniové, Unos peques geniales
Really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, REALLY not good.
Thanks you Kurtis Conner, for being the catalyst that invited this film back into my life! I will now be performing my famous disappearing act akin to the likes we have never seen before!
Anyone... care... to assist? Haha. Aha. Ahaha. If so, sui-slide your way into my DM's!
Are they gone?
Are the FBI gone?
Good. Please. I don't trust myself after seeing this. My two month old niece has been telling me that I need to find the blood of Christ and I'm really scared I don't know plea-
At one point early in Baby Geniuses, a baby girl indicates in dialogue that she has already accepted that it is the lot in life of women to be viewed and used by men as faceless sexual objects, and she seems to have comfortably resigned herself to this fact.
Somehow, it is legal to watch and own this film, and the people who made it never faced so much as the threat of jail time.
HEY: This is in my list of the worst 10 theatrically released movies that I have ever seen. Go see where it places in the top 10.
Yep, this is as bad as people have told me. This film helpfully demonstrates the importance of execution. Conceptually, this film could be a serviceable children's comedy but everything from tone, casting, direction, etc. make this film horrible.
- The giant animatronic baby is not fucking cool
- A baby saying "ass" and some of the adult humor in this film feel like rejects from "Look Who's Talking." That's not a good thing.
- Nut shot humor.
- I can't believe that I am writing this but the babies in this film aren't that charismatic or especially cute.
Fucking insane story about a group of babies being held, and studied, by scientists (Kathleen Turner and Christopher Lloyd) in an underground research lab because they believe when babies are babbling nonsense to each other, they are actually having philosophical discussions about the secrets of life and purpose of the universe, information they forget once they turn two. One of the smartest babies escapes, and while running around a mall, bumps into a twin brother he didn’t know he had, and they end up getting switched. Which gives the main baby some freedom to work up a plan to free all the other babies. Through the magic of mediocre special effects, we get to see the babies talking and cracking…
got the whole family together to watch baby geniuses
here’s our memorable quotes:
“i don’t like the babies”
“the babies are going to start killing people”
“the baby hates homeless people”
“baby cult! baby cult! baby cult!”
“god this is dumb”
“these are baby geniuses, they are not dumb”
“no way that baby’s doing that...”
“he’s a genius, dad”
“too bad they keep falling asleep and needing naps”
“when does baby legally end?”
“i think two is the cut off of baby”
*baby does a backflip*
“now, you tell me THATS a baby??”
“i think this movie is true, because when you guys were babies, you were speaking your own language”
“don’t put the babies in prison”
*baby workout montage*…
when I was a kid we temporarily misplaced all of our VHS tapes except for this one and although my 5 stars mean pretty much nothing now it has too deep a place in my childhood to deserve any different