I feel like the director was obsessed with wanting to show hardcore porn in a theatrical release so he filmed 100 minutes of incomprehensible, pretentious SHIT and slapped it on to 2 minute sex scene, gave the convoluted mess a catchy title and called it a day.
Well it fucking worked because the title was the only reason I saw it.
2.5 stars for the opening scene that makes Nocturnal Animals look like a children's film. 2.5 more stars for the funny ending. Negative 4.5 stars for that regurgitated donkey shit that took place for the other 95 minutes of the movie.
Start it off with some hardcore porn, end it with a funny gag and it'll trick you into thinking you actually liked the movie.