• benzeltzer

    ½

    What?? How did this happen?? This should have been a masterpiece, right??? I mean, it's based on a boardgame!! It should have been fantastic!! Right????

    Yeah, right.....

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  • wbmalone

    ★★½

    Odd navy and army recruitment film.

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  • fatima

    ★★★★

    if we ever get attacked by the aliens it’s because y’all think it’s a good idea to have 4 avatar movies but more movies of Rihanna being a badass navy? god forbid.

    [casually ignores the main character guy]
    [aggressively ignores the romantic plot]

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  • Daryl Purdie

    ★★★

    #Filmreview Battleship ★★★ A stupid popcorn & explosions film with silly plot & angry aliens.Not deep or meaningful but film doesn't have 2B

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  • Ben

    ★★

    A few friends and I got really wasted on Coke Zero and cheap bourbon before seeing this at the dollar theater. A few of us passed out in the theater after screaming a lot.

    One star for the scene where a dude falls out of a ceiling for a chicken burrito.
    One star for Rihanna.

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  • swissarmygal

    the one star is exclusively meant for rihanna’s screentime

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  • ashima

    ★★★½

    I have no argument I just love this objectively below average movie so much

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  • Marc

    ★★★½

    great special effects, really nice imagery and alot of american patriotism...

    I had alot of fun with this one. It's fast and we'll done.

    great popcorn action flick

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  • Aaron White

    ★★★★

    “I need to borrow your boat.”

    This movie is GREAT. So much fun and so badass that this Navy vet didn’t even mind some of the inaccuracies that normally derail my enjoyment. Seriously, this is my favorite Transformers movie and will be a regular rewatch in my home for years to come. Now let’s drop some lead on those mother fu...! Anchors Aweigh!

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  • Troy Campbell

    ★★★

    Cynics will cry out that Battleship is essentially a long advertisement for the U.S. Navy – not since Top Gun has a motion picture filled it’s two hours with such blatant, unapologetic military porn – however I was more than happy to sit there for 131 minutes and just lap up the silliness – overt Naval promos and all. Why? Well for starters, this brain-numbing excuse to see gigantic, and quite frankly awesome, ships in action, against aliens no less,…

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  • WillHoxie

    ★★

    I am suprised that Michael Bay did not produce this, because this is right up his alley

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  • STEPHEN TUBBS

    ★★

    A long special effects actioner.

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