"He's got an Ahab, aren't you excited?" -Mom
-1/2 star for joke about gratuitous boobs that features gratuitous boobs
+1/2 star for co-starring one of the older sisters from Home Alone
-1/2 star for trying to make "survivor girl" happen
How does the perfect serial killer kill occur? The killer kills a seemingly insignificant, but important, person in the life of the final girl...why? Someone turns at the perfect time to not notice the killer...huh? These are the sort of questions that are answered in this generally effective mockumentary.
Behind the Mask is related to the Creep films the way that Battle Royale is related to the Hunger Games...Please let me know if that makes sense. I feel like people…