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This is like some ungodly abominational love-child between The Happening and A Quiet Place and I hated pretty much every godforsaken second of it. Honestly might rank among the dumbest and nonsensical films I've seen this year. Thinks and acts like it's some grand cosmic horror masterpiece but is anything but. I've even seen trailers for this on TV. I'd think if Netflix had any sense they would attempt to bury this as it's a major disappointment. I read the book and wasn't crazy about it but at least it was kind of creepy and unnerving the way I visualized it in my head. In this adaptation it doesn't seem believable for even a split second. Somehow it keeps…

The epitome of Michael Scott holding a funeral for a dead bird in a box.

Of course I wasn’t anticipating this being good. Along with lukewarm reviews both critically and on this app, Twitter has had a field day with this movie. This strangely has a great cast, and there were a ton of people who watched this on Netflix. Still, I didn’t want to see it, but I was forced against my will to watch it thanks to my loving sister. This movie was an absolute mess right from the start. After a very confusing and unlikable start with 54 year-old Sandra Bullock threatening and yelling at what appears to be her children, even though I didn’t believe a…

After watching A Quiet Place, I was curious if this could an interesting follow up to an idea based horror film. And despite hearing a lot of bad stuff about it, I still thought it could be at least a fun watch.

Really, I shouldn’t stall, Bird Box was bad.

Starting of with the plot, it feels very disjointed and makes the pace incredibly confused. The story of the survivor house and the river journey just flip-flop whenever it feels like it. Additionally, the characters were rather unlikeable and forgettable, which lead to some of the strangest “because movie” moments ever put to film. Any redeeming qualities one had was overshadowed by either bad dialogue, lack of cooperation, or very,…