I heard in an interview with Robert Rodriguez, that when you have no budget, you write in what you own into your script. By these words, i guess this is a list of all the things James Nguyen had going for him.
*Two 3D Eagle animations
*His creepy uncles van
*Friends whose acting is limited to "That one school play"
*A crush on Al Gore
*One Airsoft Rifle, two airsoft handguns, and coathangers
*Basic Windows Movie Maker Skills
*20mb of stock music and sounds
*An overqualified makeup-artist
*The built in microphone on his camera
*Way too much time on his hands
*Hopefully a relationship with the female lead, because why the fuck else would she be there?
Mix these all together, and youve got the one of the worst movies ever made.