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  Review by Dead Ringer ★★★★★ 9

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  i relate to natalie portman because i too take every artistic criticism to an intensely personal level and love jerking off and stabbing myself

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  Review by justmiaslife ★★★★★ 25

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  the scene where nina pulls off her cuticle is the scariest scene in the history of cinema and will haunt me forever

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  Review by rudi ✨ ★★★★★ 15

  Natalie Portman just ran up to me, screamed “gay rights!” in my face then turned into a bird and flew away... I’m not kidding

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  Review by emily jane ★★★★★ 4

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  sometimes i, too, cry when i realise that i stabbed myself and not my arch nemesis that i wanted to sleep with who was me in my mind from time to time but also a different person in real life. but only sometimes.

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  Review by sophie ★★★★½ 1

  *chuckles nervously* what the fuck?

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  Review by Caitlin ★★★★★ 10

  honestly? WHERE is the prequel about Winona Ryder's rise and fall as a prima ballerina and her steamy and tempestuous affair with her dance director, Real Man Vincent Cassel?

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  Review by ☆ Sophie ☆ ★★★★★ 18

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  **SPOILERS**

  She killed herself to be immortal. She knew it was perfect and everyone would remember it. 

  I think the killing/stabbing was symbolic. Nina thought she was battling another dancer when instead she was battling herself. When the other dancer transforms into Nina and she stabs herself, it’s her killing the white swan aka the innocence that prevented her from fully becoming the black swan. That’s why her injury doesn’t reappear until she’s the white swan for the final act. I think it wasn’t a physical wound but a metaphorical wound. She killed the innocence, and at the creciendo of swan lake where the white swan commits suicide, the blood blooms and she starts profusely bleeding out. Therefore, it’s the…

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  Review by Jess ★★★★★

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  mila kunis going down on natalie portman IS modern cinema

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  Review by DirkH ★★★★★ 29

  Whenever asked to define what the horror genre is to me, I always refer to the works of Edgar Allen Poe, particularly his story the Sphinx. This is a story about a man who is stressed as everyone around him is dying of cholera. He retreats to a country home. There, while sitting at a window, he sees a huge monster running towards his cabin. He is stressed out of his mind, convinced this is a sign of his own imminent death. In the end it was merely a spider that was dangling a couple of inches in front of his eyes. His stressed mind created the monster, feeding his feeling of loss of control over the situation around him.…

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  Review by karsten ★★★★½ 21

  Sure as hell isn’t Barbie of Swan Lake but it is most definitely a good ass movie.

  Talked about this sucker on my podcast! Click here to uhhh listen!

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  Review by Marian ★★★★ 4

  not a single outfit natalie portman wears this whole movie makes any logical sense but i want all of them

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  Review by jarod ★★★★★ 5

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  perhaps the most feminist experience of my life was when i started watching this on my flight to paris and the pregnant woman next to me started it a few minutes after, such that i was watching natalie and mila have sex while she was watching natalie masturbate (on international women's day, no less)