One of those that I wanted to see for years. The 2016 Vestron Video Collector’s Series Blu-ray gave me the opportunity to see it in the most optimal way possible aside from the 35mm print that New Bev played recently.

I didn't know it was going to be a straight out comedy... I just read that the film was originally intended to be a sequel to Blood Feast (1963) but before production started it was decided that Blood Diner would be a re-make of sorts.

Watched the Vestron Video Blu-ray

BLOOD DINER BLU-RAY SPECIAL FEATURES

AUDIO COMMENTARY with Director Jackie Kong
FEATURETTES:
“Queen Kong”
“The Cook, The Uncle, and The Detective”
“Open for Business”
“Scoring for Sheetar!”
“You Are What They Eat”
Archival Interview with Project Consultant Eric Caidin
Theatrical Trailer
TV Spots
Still Gallery

There's a real cassanova in this movie that tells a girl he's having sex with that he's "so horny he could fuck a cow." A real smooth operator.

I'm getting too old for this shit

Unbelievable. It's like a cross between Evil Dead II and Blood Feast. Two of my favorite movies.

Blood, sinew, vats full of colorful chemicals, boobs, idiot victims, cannibalism turned capitalism, more blood, corruption of the innocents, broad dark humor, bare bones setup, practical monster fx, unbridled misanthropy, even more blood, evil rituals, unapologetic evil main characters, unruly lawmen to stop them, AEROBICS, SPANDEX, SYNTH MUSIC, HEADBANDS, VAGINA DENTATA IN THE CHEST, ANCIENT EVIL GODS OF EGYPT, ZOMBIE HORDES ON THE DANCE FLOOR, LIGHTNING CHAINS.

This is a classic.
'nuff said.

Crazy bloodshed... talking brains...severed body-parts to summon forth the Lumerian goddess Sheetar... yeah, I love this nutso, absurd movie. Jackie Kong rules.

VHS HELL #77

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“Kidddds! Where are those little shitheads...there you are - now pay attention. I’ll be back in 20 minutes. Don’t open the door, don’t let anyone in. Going to the market. Ran out of goddamn tampons.” 

I absolutely love this terrible, stupid trashterpiece. So much more than it deserves, because by all rights, it’s really bad. But it’s also hilarious and I always have a blast watching it. I can’t recommend it enough for fans of so-bad-they’re-good flicks, cause this is gold in that field. It’s really just shit you have to see to believe. It’s beyond Troma-level insanity. 

“I’m so horny I could fuck a cow!”

I liked Blood Feast, but this made me 20x happier that I had seen it beforehand. The levels of silly here almost reach Troma and there are so many obviously fake body parts flying left and right! I appreciate that they didn't go for some fake swirly effect when someone got hypnotized, just a wide eyed stare.

That ending is just wild, you got lazer beam eyes shooting people and a loud punk song about a stud pony and a bunch of people on drugs that make them hungry eating body part stew and each other! It's gloriously chaotic!

Paging Joe to the horror comedy room, I repeat, paging Joe!

Scuzzy, childish, tasteless garbage.
Basically a perfect movie.

"I'm so horny I could fuck a cow!"

Fantastic, fun, sexy watch from start to finish. The deaths? Impeccable. Shetar? Perfection.

CLUB DREAD!

365 Days Of Horror - Day 6

We love how horror brings people together and bonds us through shared experiences and ideas - so we jumped at the chance to interview friend of the podcast BRADFORD NORDEEN about his new book Because Horror.

We took a deep dive discussing the topic of one of Bradford's essays - the film BLOOD DINER! What a romp this one is - if you haven't watched it yet - please do & then listen in on the conversation!

It offers both Blood and Diners. What else can ya ask for?

I don’t remember much from this movie but remembered I was so happy to watch it and needed up so upset. Shit humor, bad story, confusing as hell. The only cool thing was how the dead father looks but even that looked pretty bad. I don’t know. Might rewatch it might not.

So dumb it's brilliant!

Took me faarrr too long to realise this was an absurd, politically incorrect horror comedy but once I embraced the spirit of Blood Diner it was actually iconic. With a finale on par with Carrie in terms of scale and insanity, I finished this with very different feelings than when I started.

Good to see some brothers working together for a cause

I want Stud Pony as my ringtone

0.5 Engagement
0.5 Acting
0.5 Writing
0.5 Recommendation
0 Re-watchable

2 out of 5

There is definitely an audience for this. It's over the top, cheesy, bad acting, low budget special effects. however, movies like The Forbidden Zone, Frankenhooker, and other tongue in cheek horror films know what they are doing and are self aware. So if you are a fan of these bonker films, you'll love it.

This is a 5-star 1-star movie.