Synopsis
Two cannibalistic brothers kill various young women to make their flesh part of a new special dish at their rundown restaurant while seeking blood sacrifices to awaken a dormant Egyptian goddess.
1987 Directed by Jackie Kong
Two cannibalistic brothers kill various young women to make their flesh part of a new special dish at their rundown restaurant while seeking blood sacrifices to awaken a dormant Egyptian goddess.
人肉餐, Festín diabólico, Blood Feast 2, Blood Diner - Garantiert geschmacklos
One of those that I wanted to see for years. The 2016 Vestron Video Collector’s Series Blu-ray gave me the opportunity to see it in the most optimal way possible aside from the 35mm print that New Bev played recently.
I didn't know it was going to be a straight out comedy... I just read that the film was originally intended to be a sequel to Blood Feast (1963) but before production started it was decided that Blood Diner would be a re-make of sorts.
Watched the Vestron Video Blu-ray
BLOOD DINER BLU-RAY SPECIAL FEATURES
AUDIO COMMENTARY with Director Jackie Kong
FEATURETTES:
“Queen Kong”
“The Cook, The Uncle, and The Detective”
“Open for Business”
“Scoring for Sheetar!”
“You Are What They Eat”
Archival Interview with Project Consultant Eric Caidin
Theatrical Trailer
TV Spots
Still Gallery
There's a real cassanova in this movie that tells a girl he's having sex with that he's "so horny he could fuck a cow." A real smooth operator.
Unbelievable. It's like a cross between Evil Dead II and Blood Feast. Two of my favorite movies.
Blood, sinew, vats full of colorful chemicals, boobs, idiot victims, cannibalism turned capitalism, more blood, corruption of the innocents, broad dark humor, bare bones setup, practical monster fx, unbridled misanthropy, even more blood, evil rituals, unapologetic evil main characters, unruly lawmen to stop them, AEROBICS, SPANDEX, SYNTH MUSIC, HEADBANDS, VAGINA DENTATA IN THE CHEST, ANCIENT EVIL GODS OF EGYPT, ZOMBIE HORDES ON THE DANCE FLOOR, LIGHTNING CHAINS.
This is a classic.
'nuff said.
Crazy bloodshed... talking brains...severed body-parts to summon forth the Lumerian goddess Sheetar... yeah, I love this nutso, absurd movie. Jackie Kong rules.
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“Kidddds! Where are those little shitheads...there you are - now pay attention. I’ll be back in 20 minutes. Don’t open the door, don’t let anyone in. Going to the market. Ran out of goddamn tampons.”
I absolutely love this terrible, stupid trashterpiece. So much more than it deserves, because by all rights, it’s really bad. But it’s also hilarious and I always have a blast watching it. I can’t recommend it enough for fans of so-bad-they’re-good flicks, cause this is gold in that field. It’s really just shit you have to see to believe. It’s beyond Troma-level insanity.
“I’m so horny I could fuck a cow!”
Especially right now, I dig the idea of a bunch of men who murder women that do not meet their standard of femaleness being literally bitten in the ass in sevice of that standard. Or if we're being literally literal, the head.
Anyway, I had this whole diatribe about my duplicitous horror-filled life but I pressed the wrong key and tried to get undo but then that action apparently counted as an action and control y did not work so like...I'm thinking that was the universe telling me not to tempt people to destroy my life just so I can feel important for five seconds.
There was also some junk about how I was going to go to Seattle around…
I liked Blood Feast, but this made me 20x happier that I had seen it beforehand. The levels of silly here almost reach Troma and there are so many obviously fake body parts flying left and right! I appreciate that they didn't go for some fake swirly effect when someone got hypnotized, just a wide eyed stare.
That ending is just wild, you got lazer beam eyes shooting people and a loud punk song about a stud pony and a bunch of people on drugs that make them hungry eating body part stew and each other! It's gloriously chaotic!
Paging Joe to the horror comedy room, I repeat, paging Joe!
On a day in US history in which the current Secretary Of State, a man named Rex whose greatest accomplishment in life until now was running Exxon-Mobil as it disinformationed the world as to its role in helping to cause the illness and potential death of all life on earth, held a press conference in which although he did not refute reporting that he had called the President Of The United States, a corrupt white collar criminal posing as a real estate developer and reality show host a moron or an f-ing moron some two months back after said President spent hours regaling the Boy Scouts Of America with tales of election victory and after the President compared the decades-long…
Hooptober Fest 5.0
Film 17/46
Six Decades (3/6)
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Last Hooptober I finally watched Herschell Gordon Lewis' schlocky low-budget gorefest Blood Feast, and here I am this year watching its spiritual sequel, Jackie Kong's Blood Diner. I wish I could say that was clever planning on my part, but no, no.
So the filmmakers basically retconned the end of Blood Feast such that our serial-killing caterer Fuad Ramses (now known in this film as Anwar Namtut and played by Drew Godderis) didn't get killed until first visiting his two young nephews and passing on his violent legacy to them to continue after his death! Now as adults, dim bulb brothers Michael & George (Rick Burks and Carl Crew) dig up their…
What a wonderful and wacky movie to kick off HoopTober this year! Blood Diner feels like the long lost sequel of Herschell Gordon Lewis' Blood Feast. Come to find out after I watched this, that this was originally planned to be a re-make. Who knew. I love the Egyptian cult/cannibalism story of Lewis' movie, and his raw, anything goes style of film-making. Blood Diner takes that same attitude and ramps it up a notch. This movie is wild.
The movie starts with two young children, abandoned by their mother, watching their maniac uncle meat cleaver his way through a door, and then get brutally shot down by the cops. All within the first five minutes. And…
Scuzzy, childish, tasteless garbage.
Basically a perfect movie.
"I'm so horny I could fuck a cow!"
Fantastic, fun, sexy watch from start to finish. The deaths? Impeccable. Shetar? Perfection.
We love how horror brings people together and bonds us through shared experiences and ideas - so we jumped at the chance to interview friend of the podcast BRADFORD NORDEEN about his new book Because Horror.
We took a deep dive discussing the topic of one of Bradford's essays - the film BLOOD DINER! What a romp this one is - if you haven't watched it yet - please do & then listen in on the conversation!
I don’t remember much from this movie but remembered I was so happy to watch it and needed up so upset. Shit humor, bad story, confusing as hell. The only cool thing was how the dead father looks but even that looked pretty bad. I don’t know. Might rewatch it might not.
Took me faarrr too long to realise this was an absurd, politically incorrect horror comedy but once I embraced the spirit of Blood Diner it was actually iconic. With a finale on par with Carrie in terms of scale and insanity, I finished this with very different feelings than when I started.
0.5 Engagement
0.5 Acting
0.5 Writing
0.5 Recommendation
0 Re-watchable
2 out of 5
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