What is a porn star doing in a Uwi Boll film?
Was Hitler a Vampire?
Ridiculous. Well only when Boll is alone for a 'dishonorable discharge'. Plus he is a pansy. Who's he? You tell me.
One star for the rather lengthy 'hardcore' soft core 'Lezzer Game of Flats', 'Kitty Punching', 'Todger dodger', 'Tommy's Gun', 'Locked Scissors', 'Kiki Climax', 'Bumber to Bumber', 'Tit King', 'Carpet Muncher', 'Fill'er up with Diesel', and the sudden change of vampire orientation to 'Missionary Work' in a Prisoner Transport Vehicle. What the fuck?
I missed all the action because of the display of cleavage with a split as big as San Andreas Fault; well perhaps not that big, that would be Dwayne Johnson's…