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  Review by evan 🍃 ★★★★½ 20

  Laura Dern: *pours heart and soul out about a dream of her undying love for Kyle MacLachlan*

  Kyle MacLachan: "yOu'Re A nEaT gIrL"

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  Review by Karst ★★★★★ 40

  Embarrassingly my first time. A view of suburbia and sadomachochism I didn't think was capable of existing under the same roof. A weirdness that only works in the context of the normal, and also the other way around. What a normal movie.

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  Review by Colin the dude ★★★★★ 9

  Plays like a Hitchcock film, if Hitchcock was possessed by a demonic incubus.

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  Review by liam f ★★★★★ 8

  just imagine having sex with someone only for them to refer to it as "putting your disease in me"

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  Review by Todd Gaines ★★★★½ 89

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  College kid returns to his hometown after his dad is injured in a freak accident. Kid finds severed ear on the ground. Kid plays Scooby-Doo detective. Kid hides in a closet. Kid gets caught in the middle of a crazy kidnapping scheme. Kid falls in love. Kid has final boss battle with loco Dennis Hopper. Just another day in the sleepy town of Lumberton, right?

  Imagine if you could show Blue Velvet to someone unfamiliar with any of the actors. Now, ask them two questions. When was the movie made, and what year does the story of Blue Velvet take place? To me, Blue Velvet looks ageless and timeless. The cinematography and the look of the actual film are flawless.…

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  Review by persia 🍒 ★★★★½

  “You want to go for a ride?”
  “No thanks.”
  “No thanks. What does that mean?”
  “I don’t want to go.”
  “Go where?”
  “On a ride.”
  “A ride? Hell, that’s a good idea. Okay, let’s go.”

  God bless David Lynch.

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  Review by Josh Lewis ★★★★★ 4

  "I can't figure out if you're a detective or a pervert."
  "Let's fuck! I'll fuck anything that moves!"
  "You put your disease in me."

  Another David Lynch movie about normal people having a good time. Definitely no sick underbellies or dark impulses (to be curious about and afraid of) hiding just beneath the pristine surfaces.

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  Review by siobhan ★★★★★ 11

  not me constantly thirsting over 80s/90s kyle maclachlan like it’s my job..... BUT HIS SILVER HOOP EARRING

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  Review by Taylor Williams ★★★★★ 7

  Quintessential home from college movie

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  Review by feat. dante from the dmc series ★★★★

  here's my review: laura dern is pretty

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  Review by Muriel ★★★★★

  no one can capture the feeling of a fever dream like david lynch. i could listen to isabella rossellini sing blue velvet all day long.

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  Review by #1 gizmo fan ★★★★½ 2

  on god, what the fuck just happened?