i think i would like this more if
a. joss whedon hadnt written it
b. joss whedon hadnt written like half the male characters calling buffy a bitch or d*ke every ten seconds
c. joss whedon wasnt a gross bad writer
d. there wasnt romance
e. most of the jokes hadnt fallen flat
f. buffy and her crew weren't written as stupid mean girls
g. really my big thing is that i didn't like the way this was written at all fuk u joss whedon u suk

this is some stuff i liked tho:
a. paul reubens and david arquette are good vampires though
b. david arquette is one of my favorite 90s doofuses tbh
c. that's it really

deeply suspicious of anyone who doesnt love this film.

There's an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer where Xander gets seduced by his teacher who ends up being a giant sexy Praying Mantis and it gave me a boner when I was little and also was the reason I'm gay at the same time.

This movie did not give me a boner when I was little nor did it make me gay.

the scene where Pike shaves off his tiny soul patch with a straight edge is a big mood

I think they were Young Republicans.

It’s got a bit going for it at the start but the second half of Buffy the Vampire Slayer gets fast forwarded through, and the weird random broad humor really sinks it and the complete lack of explanation of the personal relationship between Lothos and Buffy leads to a lack of cohesion. A waste of a great cast.

This movie does not hold up, but I love it. BUFFYYYYYYY!

Had a good time revisiting this movie, I hadn't seen it in quite a long time. It's so 90's it hurts and I loved every cheesy second of it. I was originally going to give this 3 stars but Paul Reubens death scene is one of the best in cinematic history and that alone deserved a star.

Why were they all obsessed with that yellow leather jacket lol

a masterpiece of cinema that makes my gay ass bust a fat nut for 2 hours

technically not a real 4 star but i just really enjoyed this

love that the vampires are so goofy and announce themselves by laughing 

tbh tho the scariest part is how easily buffy is convinced into go to a cemetery with a random old dude wearing a fedora and trench coat who’s been following her around....

there are some really fun moments and lines, but overall it is just disinteresting. I think the premise might have worked better as a TV show honestly. Oh well, we'll never know.

-Hooptober 2018-

-Film 10/31-

Despite Joss Whedon being a creepy creep and watching this makes you realise that his very repetitive writing style was in place in 1992, the original Buffy is still a banger of an 80s comedy-horror, like Mean Girls but with vampires

A very solid cast led by the 80s bae of all 80s bae's Kristy Swanson in the role she made and perfected (still love you SMG, but its true), some very solid camerawork, some actually funny moments and a perfect length make this a perfect Hooptober film: quick, relatively painless, spoopy and loads of fun.

Shame about Whedon, though. Kinda makes me wish this wasn't that good.