Not sure what to write for a review, so here's a bunch of thoughts and one-liners:
The perfect amount of Brad Pitt and too much of John Malkovich.
An annoying world with an astounding amount of hate for its main characters and the organizations they represent.
I can't imagine the pitch for Burn After Reading had anything to do with the story, but probably had everything to do with the actors.
A love triangle so convoluted that not even the characters in the film pretend to understand it.
A dark romantic comedy that has more screen time dedicated to dildos than love.
Overall, an interesting reckoning with addiction weighed down by two high-caliber actors playing two low-caliber characters.