2021 Directed by Doug Liman
Two unlikely companions embark on a perilous adventure through the badlands of an unexplored planet as they try to escape a dangerous and disorienting reality, where all inner thoughts are seen and heard by everyone.
Daisy Ridley Tom Holland Mads Mikkelsen Demián Bichir David Oyelowo Kurt Sutter Cynthia Erivo Bethany Anne Lind Nick Jonas Ray McKinnon Vincent Leclerc Blane Crockarell François Gauthier Tyrone Benskin Frank Fontaine Don Jordan Patrick Garrow Mylène Dinh-Robic Julian Richings Tara Nicodemo Harrison Osterfield Yannick Lupien Jad Saikali Marc Primeau Michael Dyson Maxwell McCabe-Lokos Stephen Eric McIntyre Peter Seaborn Jean Michel Paré Show All…
Erwin Stoff Erik Feig Doug Davison Ray Angelic Allison Shearmur Jason Cloth Paris Kasidokostas Latsis Alison Winter Iron Chen
Nicolas Lepage Daran Fulham Charlotte Rouleau Justin O'Neal Miller Henry Fong Carolyne de Bellefeuille Simon Pineau Carla Martinez
Frédéric Amblard Martine Giguère-Kazemirchuk Frank Galline Michel R. Lambert Tye Kerber Mark Keever Simon Théberge Cedric Levesque Kristen B. Adams Chris McGlamery
Mohammad Ghorbankarimi Nicholas Brooks Ineke Majoor Dione Wood Jeremiah Sweeney Thomas Elder-Groebe Matt Johnson Arnaud Brisebois Bryan Haines Brendan Seals Melanie La Rue Josh Simmonds Julien Cimino Arda Uysal Andrew McPhillips Frankie Stellato Laurent Meste Raphael A. Pimentel Reetu Aggarwal Emilien Breuillier Hosam Aboulmagd Christopher Bozzetto Matthew Dorazio David Ertsinian Tara Mason Kate Xagoraris Thomas Hullin Andy Walker
Lon Bender Mariusz Glabinski Luke Gibleon Jeffrey A. Pitts Matthew Wilson Christopher Bonis Alexander Nomick P. Daniel Newman
Quadrant Pictures Lionsgate Bron Studios 3 Arts Entertainment TIK Films Hercules Film Fund Allison Shearmur Productions Creative Wealth Media Finance
The Knife of Never Letting Go, CHAOS WALKING : THE KNIFE OF NEVER LETTING GO, Поступь хаоса, Kaos Yürüyüşü, Caos: O Início, 混沌漫步, Дорога хаосу
This movie had Mads Mikkelsen wandering around in the most pimping fur coat and yet somehow I was bored.
An $125 million studio movie about a human colony on a distant planet of retro-futuristic “McCabe & Mrs. Miller” cosplayers where every man’s internal monologue loudly emanates from his head like overlapping speaker feedback in a synesthesiac cloud of “Noise” so intense that you can see it take shape on screen (and where every woman was killed in a recent war with the indigenous species of humanoid monsters), “Chaos Walking” could’ve and should’ve been the most arrestingly unusual sci-fi blockbuster since “Cloud Atlas.”
That’s certainly what it seemed fated to become in 2012 when Lionsgate hired Charlie Kaufman to adapt the first installment of Patrick Ness’ trilogy and its Film Twitter-like premise into a potential franchise-starter. But the house that “Hunger…
People make fun of the TWILIGHTs and yet this can still get made. Stop Doug Liman before he kills again.
My internal thoughts on CHAOS WALKING...
My Thoughts? What are thoughts? Review! My review! Yes! It’s Chaos. A walking talking chaos. Great premise. Poor execution. Bland performances. Rey & Spidey have zero chemistry. Marco Beltrami. Charlie Kaufman wrote this at one point?! Mads in a fur coat. Sequel when? Never!
Women, amirite?
*crowd cheers
If only we could read their thoughts
*roars with laughter
This was on me. Everyone warned me. But I ignored the warnings. And for almost 100 minutes, I paid the price. I was Paul Bettany on The Da Viinci Code.
Normally I would go and praise even the barest minimum good things about a show or movie, but I really couldn’t find any. The effect of the voice is stupid. The overlapping dialogues makes these men, especially Tom, sound like schizophrenics, and it was annoying. The screenplay is an incomprehensible mess. Mads’ villainous role is entirely wasted. The cinematography is good, I guess, but really nothing special.
All in all, even though I tried, I really did, there’s nothing really worth loving in here. Chaos Walking, you get the Yam’s axe.
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