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  Review by BRÁT ★★★★★ 14

  kept waiting for amy dunne to show up during cell block tango like "my darling husband nick loved a girl i was pretending to be. 'cool girl.' men always use that, don't they? as their defining compliment. 'she's a cool girl.' cool girl is hot. cool girl is game. cool girl is fun. cool girl never gets angry at her man. she only smiles in a chagrined, loving manner, then presents her mouth for fucking. anyway, he dragged me, penniless, to the navel of this great country and found himself a newer, younger, bouncier cool girl. nick dunne took my pride and my dignity and my hope and my money. he took and took from me until i no longer existed. that's murder. let the punishment fit the crime... HE HAD IT COMING!"

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  Review by indi ★★★★★ 14

  OH YES OH YES OH YES WE BOTH OH YES WE BOTH OH YES WE BOTH REACHED FOR THE GUN THE GUN THE GUN THE GUN OH YES WE BOTH REACHED FOR THE GUN FOR THE GUN OH YES OH YES OH YES THEY BOTH OH YES THEY BOTH OH YES THEY BOTH REACHED FOR THE GUN THE GUN THE GUN THE GUN OH YES THEY BOTH REACHED FOR THE GUN FOR THE GUN

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  Review by Melissa Castañeda ★★★½ 3

  cell block tango > the beatles

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  Review by Marian ★★★★★ 4

  i realized i was a lesbian 12 more times watching this movie

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  Review by Robin ★★★★★ 3

  moral of the story: kill men, become famous

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  Review by lauren ★★★★ 4

  not only did roxie hart and velma kelly serve time but they served LOOKS

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  Review by trin ★★★★ 7

  they did that on glee

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  Review by nadia ★★★★½ 4

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  what if 🤭 we 👯‍♀️ murdered ❌ the men 👨🏼👨🏻 we were sleeping 💤 with & developed a fierce rivalry 🤬 on death row ⛓ in our quest 🗺 to both be the most famous  📸  murderess 🔪 in chicago ✨ but then our solo careers 🎭 flop 📉 and we have perform 💃🏻💃🏻  a double 👥 act that inspires 💭 and excites 😆 the public? jk....... unless 👀

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  Review by BRÁT ★★★★★ 5

  genuinely would like “OK YOU BABES OF JAZZ, LET’S PICK UP THE PACE! LET’S MAKE THE PARTIES LONGER, LET’S MAKE THE SKIRTS SHORTER — LET’S ALL GO TO HELL IN A FAST CAR AND KEEP IT HOT!” to be engraved on my future memorial bench (oh yeah btw i’m gonna do enough cool stuff to get a memorial bench). if it won’t fit/is too expensive then i’ll settle for just that last sentence. but please try really hard to get the whole thing

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  Review by andrea🌹 ★★★★½ 2

  we LOVE the peak of the murderous women cinematic universe and the fact that so many straight men hate this and see it as overrated makes it all the more perfect

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  Review by john ★★★★★

  Being an influencer was so much easier in 1924.

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  Review by Jay ★★★★ 4

  if i killed my husband, i didnt do it because i did. no i didnt❤️