we spent so much time searching for the car we didn’t realize the real car was the friends we made along the way

Completely forgettable con artist hijinks that happen to culminate in some A+ goat content. Truly, I could watch those squinty-eyed weirdos chew, walk around, and stare off into space for an eternity and be content. But they only feature for about 15 minutes. The rest of the runtime is dedicated to fun stuff like having your romantic interest pretend to throw you from the roof of a building.

Thank God I didn't read the reviews beforehand. This is such a pure movie, I'm genuinely happy I watched this. 0% nudity, no kiss scenes, just a simple movie about a girl who's a total box (aka super simple) (who eventually learns it's ok to step out of the box sometimes) and her i10. 💗

Like the inconvenient cutlery it is named after, there is little reason to try it if there are alternatives available. 

FULL REVIEW HERE

That’s the last time I’m watching a movie without checking the reviews.

Mithila Palkar is the sole reason I enjoyed this, her work is inspired with all other elements in the rest of the film being middling at best

mandakini from RAM TERI GANGA MAILI [1985] walked (wore white and stood, somewhat smoulderingly, under a waterfall) so that abhay deol from CHOPSTICKS [2019] could run (wear white and stand, somewhat smoulderingly, in the rain)

The only reason I wanted to watch this film was to see Vijay Raaz slap someone.

The chemistry between the two characters was a little off but I really really enjoyed this. Every scene was just as bizarre as the last one and I loved it

There's a better movie there somewhere.

A sweet movie that resolve around car and goat. A nice family movie minus the cussing😅

idc this was funny

Can't believe Sachin Yardi of Kya Kool hai series has made this wonderful film starring Mithila Palkar and Abhay Deol.
It's simple.. Nice and mumbaiya feel.

Available on Netflix. Keep some pad noodles ya phir yippee or Maggie bhi chalega.. But the only condition is to eat it with "Chopsticks". 😅

Well, the woman is gifted in the sense that most of the times she does not need to stop and think on differentiating between a toilet and a fountain before drinking.

The casting is well done, in the sense that the oversized ears and the total lack of grace in movement add to the village girl charm of the dim character. Also, her few outbursts of moral superiority are nicely placed to accentuate her lack of moral values, values replaced by a calm obedience.

The morals of the movie are dubious at best: be weak so wise guys like the producers could easily get in front, pay your taxes so they could get more money for more dubious films, hope the gods will protect you, and magically the mobsters will bow to you. And stand straight when the hymn or flag are shown. Love Big Brother the same way the production team loves him.

96. Chopsticks ( Hindi)

ദൈവഭയം ഉള്ള...പേടി ഉള്ള ... Confidence ഇല്ലാത്ത... എന്നും a kind of insecurity ഫീൽ ചെയ്യുന്ന ഒരു സ്ത്രീയുടെ ജീവിതത്തിൽ ഒരു കാർ വാങ്ങുകയും തുടർന്ന് നടക്കുന്ന സംഭവങ്ങൾ ആണ് കഥ...

I felt a kind of refreshed after watching this one as mind was too much disturbed by the happenings around .... Not because of the story is too good or something ... But it was simple and light .... Enjoyed watching it.... I was smiling most of the time ..

Mithila 😍 ..Abhay Deol 😍

A fun filled heart warming watch ...

Source : Netflix

That’s the last time I’m watching a movie without checking the reviews.

This is so cute it hurts my soul

I'm not gonna lie I loved every minute of this and laughed out loud a few times - very charming!!

Mithila deserves the world

God that it didn't have much vulgar songs or the fake action
But was it sponsored by The Ferrero rochers?
A few things I really didn't like include
1: why do the villains have Muslim names in so so many hollywood and bollywood movies?
2: what's with this Indian media portraying men in dressing having a cap on their heads and a black squared necklace around their necks. It's not just in this movie, there are others. It's not the first time I am seeing such. What are they actually tryna suggest? & who do thay think they are?
3. So much for a car! What a week story
4. How come that bakra didn't peed and shit in the room?
5. Indians and their Stigmas, stereotypes, superstitions...
6. What happened to her parents coming? Why did it not happen?

abhay deol as a wholesome con and Vijay Raz on the other side of the spectrum is my favorite cinematic universe

abhday deol: G.O.A.T
mithila palkar: G.O.A.T
goat: G.O.A.T

The 3rd was not good. I was expceting battle betwen the Artist and the Goat owner.

A sweet movie that resolve around car and goat. A nice family movie minus the cussing😅