“lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off, but it’s better if you do.” 

“you like him coming in your face?”
“yes.”
“how does it taste?”
“it tastes like you but sweeter.”

pretty wild how panic! at the disco and fall out boy lifted their lines directly from closer (2004). like, out of all the movies in the world why did this one resonate so deeply with pop punk bands? the entire plot is basically just “hot people in london can’t stop cheating on each other,” and 3/4 of the characters are rich and successful. is this particularly relatable to the pop punk movement?? how??? the only thing i can think of that is remotely punk at all is natalie portman‘s pink-wigged manic pixie dream girl. other than that, i’m at a complete loss. and i think about this a lot.

the most underrated scene in film history: when jude law catfishes clive owen by IMing him "sit on my face fuckboy" in Closer (2004)

when jude law typed
i lik it off like the dirty slut i am. wait have 2 type with 1 hand am cumming right now.... ohohohohohohohohohohhohohohohohoohohooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo+_)(*&^%$£"!"£$%&(*&(*^%&^%$££"D!"$%^&*(((*&(**&*12303894848575us7sjc7d78s87o/s878usuiu7sbom/ 
...i felt that

it wouldn't have been a sad movie if they were ok with a foursome

Overdramatic Cheating Culture

natalie portman in a strip club with a pink wig while the smiths is playing in the background truly is the pinnacle of cinema

everybody is sad and horny

natalie portman owns me

In which that monotonous fog horn turns all sour, Julia Roberts isn't annoying, Jude Law embraces his inner twatness with great success and Natalie Portman outacts the lot of them.

It's bitter, bleak and cynical. In short, my idea of a perfect Valentine's Day film.

natalie portman in a pink wig, telling clive owen her cunt tastes like heaven all while the smiths are playing in the background is truly poetic cinema !!!!

straight people culture is fucking wild

Clive Owen.

Why isn’t love enough.

This would have been better if the women getting together had been part of the whole chaotic mess. Everyone is the fucking worst in this film. Men are crap. But I am forever charmed by Natalie & Julia. 

Natalie Portman in her stripper costume and pink wig with The Smiths playing is my sexuality.

tiras un psicólogo y no toca el piso

Never been so obvious that a film was originally a play

uma das maiores merdas que ja vi na vida

I once made this movie my personality, maybe it’s time to do it again

I admit I was not really feeling this film for the first 10/15 minutes. The opening scene felt a bit awkward directing wise and the choice of music felt melodramatic, and I felt a little lost about what the movie was trying to be.
But it got much better as it went along, especially the dialogue, that touched on themes such as love, lies and the nature of relationships and people in clever yet natural ways.
The acting was great form the four leads, especially Clive Owen and Natalie Portman (that club scene...damn).
The dynamics of the characters were pretty interesting in how they evolved as the plot moved along, thanks in part to the directing and script.
Despite a weak start, Closer was a pretty entertaining, at times funny, almost always intriguing look and exploration of relationships that had some actually interesting things to say.

Me gustó el principio y después solo fue como 👁👄👁. Que gente tan tóxica. Supongo que no me gustó tanto porque claramente desafía la narrativa romántica que yo quería. No es una mala película (tampoco diría que una bien buena), solo no era lo que esperaba y no es como para pasar un buen rato lol.

After this movie I want to kiss and punch Jude Law's character in the mouth for being such a beautiful asshole

achei a roteiro muito vazio, nao me impressionou muito e eu esperava bem mais

Lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off. But it's better if you do.

plot intrigante e roteiro TÃO perspicaz em diversos momentos. mas é aquela coisa né, pra que fazer esse drama todo sendo que era so fazer um surubão ai tava tudo resolvido.