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  Review by sara ★★★★★ 14

  I HATED HER SOOOOOO MUCH THAT I- TH- THE- THE FLAMES. FLAMES. FLAAMES ON THE SIDE OF MY FACE BREATHING BREATHLESS HEAVING BREATHS

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  Review by 👽hayley👽 ★★★★ 23

  "she had friends who were.......... socialists"
  "*GASP*"

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  Review by brat pacino ★★★½ 33

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  kinda twisted how there were three different endings shipped out to theaters. i’d be so pissed if i were one of the 66% who didn’t get Ending C, featuring the superlative closing line of “i’m gonna go home and sleep with MY WIFE”

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  Review by veronica ★★★½ 8

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  tim curry: *explains everything*
  me: oh. now i see

  “that’s how it could have happened. but how about this?”

  tim curry: *explains everything*
  me: of course, that makes much more sense

  “but here’s what really happened”

  me: holY SHIT

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  Review by ellie ✨ ★★★★½ 5

  wow...................the real villain was capitalism all along

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  Review by maria ★★★★½ 23

  there are two types of people in this world: people who liked clue (1985) and people who are wrong

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  Review by Branson Reese 7

  My dad got in so much trouble for showing me this as a kid because I started saying “I’m gonna go home and sleep with my wife” at school.

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  Review by brandon ★★★★ 3

  “husbands should be like kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable”

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  Review by k(arst)en ★★★★★

  holy fuck

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  Review by indi ★★★½ 2

  COMMUNISM WAS A RED HERRING

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  Review by Chris 🦑 ★★★★ 1

  A movie based on a board game has absolutely no business being this funny

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  Review by iana ★★★

  the freeze frame after mr green says "i'm gonna go home and sleep with my wife"...the breakfast club is shooketh