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  Review by mama jo ★★★★★ 32

  do you think the bear has one of those lana del rey spoon necklaces

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  Review by kársten ★★½

  I hope I get to make something this appreciative of the earth and the creatures that make it worth living on

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  Review by Jonas (AKA Jonas) 47

  I wish bears were real.

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  Review by sophie ★★★½

  we can only hope that this marks the beginning of a franchise where different animals take different drugs. really looking forward to LSD cow.

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  Review by tyler ★★★½

  nancy reagan would’ve put this in her letterboxd top four

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  Review by CinemaJoe ★★★ 30

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  There was a scene where the bear does a line of coke off some guy’s severed leg and I knew at that point this movie wasn’t going to be lower than 3 stars.

  It’s probably more of a 2.5. It has too many characters, maybe even needed more bear at the end, but the energy in the audience was so infectious, I still had a good time.

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  Review by fatboy77 ★★★★★ 13

  Citizen cocaine

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  Review by jeab ★★★½ 11

  i can’t believe that paddington bear changed his first name to cocaine

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  Review by Joel Myers 29

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  This looks whatever, but there’s something very funny to me about the way this movie is like “ALL THIS CRAZY ASS SHIT REALLY HAPPENED, THIS FUCKING BEAR WENT INSANE AND KILLED EVERYONE AND FUCKED THIS DUDE WHOOAAAAA” and in real life, the bear ate all that fucking cocaine and immediately died. They found it’s dead body, that’s the full extent of the story. It’s almost a little funny to me that they’re like doing a hit piece on this bear haha. Like the writers just fucking hate this random bear and decided to drag his bear name through the dirt, just for some Hollywood money. Disgusting honestly, think of the bears family!

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  Review by David Chen 4

  I liked it when the bear did the cocaine.

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  Review by Sydney🚀 ★★½ 41

  This would be a masterpiece if it went 10% harder in some places and 70% harder in others, ambulance scene for best picture though

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  Review by Jonas (AKA Jonas) 16

  What if the bear is a metaphor for grief? And then the cocaine is a metaphor for the bear???