If you're into slow motion car wrecks with hollowed out vehicles from a junkyard (demolition derbies??), then Crash! is for you. If you like watching the same explosion happen at the same gas station--twice, maybe even three times, then Crash! is for you. If you are interested in baby Charles Band following around blondes in between lame, repetitive crashes/explosions, then Crash! is for you.
I'm not interested in any of those things and I've already decide a long time ago that Charles Band is not for me, yet here I am, logging another one of Cheatum Brand's movies.
It's not even hate-watching at this point, it's gone further than that, maybe it's a desperate cry for help, maybe it's severe depression, whatever it is, it's not working out for me. Charles Band and his merchandise are not for me. This isn't for me. When will it stop and why am I not doing anything to prevent it from happening again?