look, i knew crash was gonna be bad. i know its reputation. but i didn’t know it would be this specific breed of bad.
for the first 80 or so minutes, it’s exactly what i was expecting: schlocky, kinda racist, and full of stereotypes. like a if a white dude overdid a spike lee movie. but then, at that one scene (if you’ve seen it, you know what i’m talking about), i burst out laughing and barely stopped until the end of the movie.
i could not make up the shit that happens in the last 40 minutes IF I TRIED.
to make my point without giving any of the lunacy away, i’ll let y’all know (or remind you if…