"It's a good one. Includes poop, pee and semen."
A self aware, The Evil Dead spoof featuring Nazi zombies befouling the beautiful Norwegian landscape.
Honestly, the first 40/50 minutes are inconsequential filler. Nobody gives a fuck about character development or build up, Dead Snow. We all came for a shlocky b-movie, gory Nazi onslaught.
However, we eventually get eye gouging, intestine bungee cords, skull smashing, zombie fisticuffs, evisceration and dismemberment. Oh, and machine guns and chainsaws! A guy also stitches his own gushing neck wound shut. That's metal as fuck. You are forgiven Dead Snow.
I haven't watched this for a good few years and I'd completely forgotten how great the score is. I absolutely terrorised my Shazam because pretty much every song slaps.
This is way more serious than it has any business being however it's still a fun winter frolick.
....Remember, just spit and dig in the opposite direction of the saliva.