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  Review by MarMar ★★½ 22

  Every piece of dialogue that comes out of Gal Gadot's mouth sounds like she's trying to promote an ad for a Superbowl commercial

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  Review by Nathan Flynn ★★½ 27

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  wtf was that Gal Gadot Cleopatra scene?

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  Review by Bryan Espitia ★★★ 19

  “Simple, you’ll grow a mustache.”

  There’s no way anything else this year tops this movie’s dead-serious mustache origin story prologue.

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  Review by Bill Griff ★★½ 2

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  If the world’s greatest detective is a guest at your wedding maybe just maybe don’t go through with murdering someone??

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  Review by nadinessie ★★★ 13

  i know gal gadot and armie hammer are embarrassed as fuck that emma mackey outshined and outacted them in every scene

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  Review by ibi 5

  i too drink enough champagne to feel denial

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  Review by Trace Thurman ★★★½ 13

  There are not one, but TWO scenes of straight couples simulating doggy style fucking in this movie.

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  Review by EnterNameHere ½ 3

  I was misled, there clearly wasn't enough champagne to fill the Nile.

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  Review by trav ★★★½ 1

  yeah i mean they got on the nile and then they died man what more could i ask

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  Review by Esther Rosenfield ★★ 14

  this film opens with a black-and-white cold open origin story for poirot's mustache. i wish the entire movie had that kind of demented energy, but sadly it's mostly just very boring. the first death doesn't even happen until more than halfway through, and up to that point it's just a litany of actors both great (annette bening, christ) and terrible (gadot and hammer, truly the first couple of bad acting) giving unbelievably bad performances. the film almost picks up once poirot is doing his investigation thing, if only because it's hard to screw up that propulsive agatha christie storytelling. but unlike orient express, which comes with one of mystery writing's most entertaining twist endings free of charge, death on the…

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  Review by Emma 🔆 ★★★½ 3

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  It’s always the one you most suspect

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  Review by Theo ★★ 19

  Hilarious that the guy who just gave a moustache an origin story may be awarded director of the year next month

  
  Edit: equally hilarious that he just won Screenplay of the year. If not more so