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  Review by Nathan Flynn ★★½ 32

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  wtf was that Gal Gadot Cleopatra scene?

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  Review by MarMar ★★½ 25

  Every piece of dialogue that comes out of Gal Gadot's mouth sounds like she's trying to promote an ad for a Superbowl commercial
  *I'm talking about her line delivery, not her accent

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  Review by Bryan Espitia ★★★ 18

  “Simple, you’ll grow a mustache.”

  There’s no way anything else this year tops this movie’s dead-serious mustache origin story prologue.

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  Review by Bill Griff ★★½ 3

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  If the world’s greatest detective is a guest at your wedding maybe just maybe don’t go through with murdering someone??

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  Review by Trace Thurman ★★★½ 20

  There are not one, but TWO scenes of straight couples simulating doggy style fucking in this movie.

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  Review by ibi 11

  i too drink enough champagne to feel denial

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  Review by trav ★★★½ 1

  yeah i mean they got on the nile and then they died man what more could i ask

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  Review by EnterNameHere ½ 4

  I was misled, there clearly wasn't enough champagne to fill the Nile.

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  Review by Ben Nash ★½ 16

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  Who wants to tell Kenneth Branagh that hair doesn’t grow over scar tissue?

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  Review by Emma 🔆 ★★★½ 4

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  It’s always the one you most suspect

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  Review by esther ★★ 12

  this film opens with a black-and-white cold open origin story for poirot's mustache. i wish the entire movie had that kind of demented energy, but sadly it's mostly just very boring. the first death doesn't even happen until more than halfway through, and up to that point it's just a litany of actors both great (annette bening, christ) and terrible (gadot and hammer, truly the first couple of bad acting) giving unbelievably bad performances. the film almost picks up once poirot is doing his investigation thing, if only because it's hard to screw up that propulsive agatha christie storytelling. but unlike orient express, which comes with one of mystery writing's most entertaining twist endings free of charge, death on the…

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  Review by ♦️•Lily•💋 ★★ 3

  Kenneth branagh: [jolts awake in a cold sweat at 3am] but how did poirot get his moustache?