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  Review by 🎄Ge❄️ff T🎄 ★★

  After my initial viewing of Robo Vampire, I was rather delighted to find out that a "sequel" exists. I can't really say too much about Devil's Dynamite (whatever that title means) that I didn't say in my review of it's predecessor. Let's just say that it's another hysterically wretched catastrophe of a movie where any kind of regard for logic or continuity is virtually non-existent.

  In the next epic chapter of the Godfrey Ho Cinematic Universe, a crime lord has got out of prison, and teams up with a robo warrior to seek revenge on his ex-mistress who is using vampire ghosts to protect her, or something. If you thought the original was hard to follow, this one is even…

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  Review by Steve P ★½ 2

  Joe Livingstone? We know it's you Godfrey, we know it's fucking you, no one else would make shit like this - Hooptober 6.0 - 9/33

  How to explain what a Godfrey Ho film is like...

  Hang on I've written that before.

  Rather than rehash my cut and shut car analogy go and read my review of Robo Vampire.

  Don't worry I'll still be here when you get back. Go on... Run along...

  (Nonchalantly whistles)

  Oh! your back.

  So can we see the join in Devil's Dynamite? Of course we bloody can! What we have here is another unearthed jingashi hopping vampire film fused with some crime film about rival factions warring over buried treasure. But it doesn't matter if you're…

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  Review by Adam Loves Bad Movies ★★ 1

  Hopping vampires. Robo helmet British-Asian man. Steve Cox. You’ll hear that name many times. Steve Cox that is. That name again? Steve Cox. Steve Cox. 

  There’s more to this but Steve Cox.

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  Review by Kevin McCarthy ★★

  Is that you, Robo Vampire?

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  Review by David Gifford ★

  The Devil's Dynamite is a followup to the the also very interesting film Robo Vampire, and this one is equally as weird. There are a lot of really fun things going on with them, especially since in this one they couldn't even afford to get the robo vampire in anything more than what appears to be a cheap shiny cheesy sci fi spacesuit. One that he happens to just appear in in one scene.

  Yeah the movie is something, and something awful all at the same time. Its occasionally fun, but I will say that like Robo Vampire it overstays its welcome and gets way too bogged down. It makes for a sluggish watch during the latter part of the…

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  Review by The_Ghoul ★★★ 2

  "When it comes to a real fight, you're nothing but a wimp."

  Everyone wants Steven Cox's treasure. This insane martial arts movie is like an 8-year-old with ADHD explaining the comicbook he wants to make. Not saying this is good, but it's so crazy how could you not be entertained?

  Highlights Include:
  * Steven Cox
  * Hopping vampires
  * Ninjas
  * Future warriors
  * Machineguns
  * Swords
  * Eyepatches
  * Explosions

  Recommended Double Feature:
  Superman IV: The Quest for Peace (1987)

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  Review by Doom DeLuise ★★

  i just kinda zoned out and let this wash over me. worked well that way.

  two important things stood out though:

  - steven cox.

  - proto robo vampire can moonwalk.

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  Review by atriskdad ★★★★

  Well, in the first minute or so you get a kung fu wizard using his own blood to make things explode, hopping Chinese vampires, and a voodoo curse issued by a dude named Ronald. I mean, holy shit, Devil's Dynamite. You didn't have to go so hard.

  It seems like it would be a lot of fun to play a hopping Chinese vampire. You get to bounce around like a bunny and make scary faces.

  This movie is truly the gift that keeps on giving for fans of bonkers martial arts flicks like Master of the Flying Guillotine. A couple of guys named Fox and Ronald are working with Madame Mary and her army of vampire killers and dark priests.…

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  Review by Arkham Knight Rider ★

  As usual for Godfrey Ho projects, We have two movies stitched together into a disjointed mess.

  Movie A. the vampires vs Silver Kamen
  Movie B. Steven Cox taking revenge on his Ex

  Neither are good at all and are only saved by sometimes being unintentionally hilarious. However, those moments are very scant in the sea of terribly boring fight scenes and no substance.

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  Review by 12pt9

  Only in Godfrey Ho's universe, a sequel can come out before the original.

  But then, what does original mean in Godfrey Ho's universe?

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  Review by mooncrypt ★★

  I like the poster though.

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  Review by rickycaldwell ★★½ 2

  I have no idea what's going on here. There is a chick who is trying to defend a gambling empire with hopping vampires. She's got a former beau named Cox who gets out of jail and who basically gave her his illicit business and she ran it and grew it while he was inside but now won't share any of it. Then there's a dude named Alex who is sometimes just a normal cop but sometimes turns into Robo Warrior. He goes to a Daoist priest who can cast some spells and make him a super Robo Warrior that can defeat the hopping vampires. Also there are some ninjas who I think are on the same side as the vampires…