If you had to splice in a dog on a surfboard, riding the waves, I would end my directing career like Alexander Mackendrick did with Don't Make Waves.
Don't Make Waves is a turkey of film, marketed as a sex comedy but minus the comedy. Carlo Cofield, played by an ever so hammy Tony Curtis, is an incel who wants to steal Malibu Stacy, played by a stiff Sharon Tate, from the evil chad, played oafishly by Dave Draper.
The whole central idea of Don't Make Waves is this simple notion: don't take advantage of other people to either get ahead in life or feel better about yourself. Karma is a bitch that is going to bite you, as personified…