What I tweeted last night as I watched Tsui Hark's American directorial debut, Double Team, starring Jean-Claude Van Damme, Dennis Rodman and Mickey Rourke, released in 1997.
10:00 - Gonna watch JCVD and Rodman in DOUBLE TEAM because Tsui Hark. Hoping for many basketball-related puns, cameos by Teddy Robin and Eric Tsang.
10:03 - Mickey Rourke is in this too because of course he is.
10:13 - Rodman: "I don't play with the Bad Boys anymore." "Defense wins the game." Ho-ho.
10:14 - JCVD: "Who's my dead-eye?" Everyone in this has dead eyes, Jean-Claude. Everyone.
10:18 - Clowns! A tiger!
10:25 - Babies with bombs! Mickey Rourke's villainous white high-tops!
10:29 - Did this just turn into LOGAN'S RUN?