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  Review by sydney ★★★★ 7

  these guys act like they're after dracula for murdering people but it's obvious his real crime is being too sexy and they're jealous about how aroused the women are

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  Review by k(arst)en ★★ 38

  deliciously dark atmosphere but not much else

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  Review by Ian West ★★★★★ 40

  Lofty timbers, the walls around are bare, echoing to our laughter... as though the dead were there.

  This 89 year old adaptation of an 123 year old story has had just about everything said about it, so I’ll try to spare you all those details... but I will say this... Dracula means so much to me in so many different ways that it’s actually hard to pick the proper emotive words. I used to sit at the end of our family couch as a 5 year old, wearing a cape, with my very Eddie Munster looking ass about 2 inches away from the screen as I’d watch this movie (and other Univrsal monster jams) over and over again... pretty sure that’s…

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  Review by Will Sloan ★★★★

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  Review by san ★★★ 2

  the reason this film still has merits is because of the floating bats

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  Review by Mike D'Angelo ★★½ 1

  42/100

  Always considered this the weakest of Universal's classic horror movies, but now I'd go so far as to suggest that the line separating it from, say, Bride of the Monster is quite a bit thinner than conventional wisdom decrees. "What's that? Running across the lawn?" asks Harker, staring offscreen after Dracula departs. "Looks like a huge dog!" "Or...a wolf?" Even by early-sound standards, the stiff theatricality is overwhelming, and Browning seems oddly uncertain of what to do with the camera; I watched the Spanish-language version (shot simultaneously on the same sets) immediately afterward, and while it uses the same lousy script, the formal differences are striking. All this film really has going for it is Lugosi and art direction, and one could even make a case for including Lugosi among the art direction. He's effective here the same way that Schwarzenegger is effective in the original Terminator: his foreignness makes him uncanny.

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  Review by russman ★★★ 1

  That bat looked more realistic than the idea of armadillos living in Transylvania

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  Review by 👽 Zara 👽 ★★★★½ 2

  this is a renfield stan account now everyone go home

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  Review by comrade_yui ★★★★★ 2

  drac has a bunch of armadillos and possums living in his house, i mean, come on man, how can you not like this guy? can you even imagine? you're chilling out in the derelict castle, his three wives are playing poker, there's bloodstains on the carpet, bauhaus records are echoing throughout the darkened corridors of centuries-past, dracula's got his feet kicked up near the fireplace and is smoking a pipe, and then suddenly a bunch of armadillo buddies come waltzing into the chamber room?? that's the life man, the un-life, that's the peak vibe.

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  Review by David Sims ★★★★ 2

  best bad boyfriend movie

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  Review by Tears_in_Rain ★★★★★ 63

  For anyone who has wondered where I've been:

  If you've followed me on here for a spell, you may be aware that I'm a widower. And, when my wife passed away, a few years ago, I fully expected to spend the rest of my life alone. I had no interest in even attempting to find love again, or even a casual fling. But, life has a funny way of throwing you a curveball when you least expect it. I met a girl on here who shares all of my interests and who is incredibly fun to hang out with. Unfortunately, we've been trapped on opposite sides of a closed border, due to this whole pandemic thing. So, we've been spending…

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  Review by sarah ★★★½ 5

  The long stretches of white noise are what really sell this film for me, weirdly enough. It’s an unintentional outcome, since early sound films predate a lot of the music cues we’ve been conditioned to expect, but the absence of a rousing score during pivotal scenes made this great to watch. The silence leaves so much more of an impact.