2015 Directed by Tomm Jacobsen, Michael Rousselet …
In the wake of two back-to-back mass murders on Chico's frat row, loner Brent Chirino must infiltrate the ranks of a popular fraternity to investigate his twin brother's murder at the hands of the serial killer known as "Motherface."
Alec Owen Patton Oswalt Paul Prado Olivia Taylor Dudley Nina Hartley Greg Sestero Ben Gigli Joey Scoma Kelsey Gunn Brian Firenzi Maria Del Carmen Mike James Jimmy Wong Michael Rousselet Nick Kocher Brian McElhaney Andrew W.K. Larry King Tomm Jacobsen Erik Sandoval Chelsea St. John Christiann Castellanos Skyler Rousselet Maura Murphy Logan Olson Rocky Collins Jon Worley Matt Hargreaves Ian Ahern Show All…
兄弟会大屠杀 III, 兄弟會大屠殺：三小派對, 듀드 브로 파티 매서커 3
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Los Angeles Film Festival
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Yeah I enjoyed this piece of delightful silly trash. It honestly walks the finest line I’ve ever seen between awful stupid humor and brilliant stupid humor. Like there were times where my eyes rolled a full 360° around inside my head then there were times I was laughing heartily out loud so I’d say it succeeded in what it set out to do.
Any time that girl got knocked the fuck out by a person or object I was legit cry laughing and I don’t know why I find that kind of thing so damn funny but it’s just who I am.
Hoop-Tober 2.0, Film 18 of 31:
I've now watched two films back to back featuring yards of someone's guts being wrenched out of their stomach.
And yes, I really did just rate this a 9/10.
"Your body is so fucking jacked and fertile.
It's like your sperm count must be in the billions or something."
My advice to all fans of horror/slasher films, horror-comedies, surrealist/absurdist comedies, satires and parodies: seek out Dude Bro Party Massacre III ASAP; it's from the 5-Second Films crew and feels like some sort of fusion between Everything is Terrible, Astron 6 and the most obscure Adult Swim content. For me, it may be the most consistently hilarious movie of the year (but I do admittedly…
Dude, Bro!!! Delta Bi for life! But for real party massacres happen way too often. Super quotable with fun one liners. Love Greg Sestero playing a college bro. Needed more shirt ripping though.
And like was mother face really the bad guy? The baddest guy was the baby dog hater. Also unexpected Andrew W.K. This movie will make you wanna party til your pants fall off. Or your just drunk. Either way it's still awesome.
In the last 24 hours I’ve watched The Masque of the Red Death, an elegant period piece staring Vincent Price as a satanic prince, and Dude Bro Party Massacre III, which features cameos from Larry King, Patton Oswalt, Greg Sestero, and Andrew W.K.
Anyway, this was ok. What a time to be alive.
DUDE I HAD SO MUCH FUN WITH THIS WHAT THE FUCK I ENJOYED THIS AS MUCH AS I ENJOYED BLOODSUCKING BASTARDS AND THATS LIKE UUUUUFFF A FUCKING LOT. THE KILLS WERE SO FUCKING DOPE AND OMG WASNT DEREK THAT GUY MARK FROM THE ROOM??? HOW COULD I NOT LOVE THIS
I needed something to chill and laugh at to feel physically better because covid has taken a lot of my energy and this succeeded in serving that purpose. Tbh when I saw the runtime of it I was doubting a little because usually I feel that this kind of movies shouldn’t be too long but I didn’t even feel the 101 minutes of it. It was so fucking cool and…
Jozlyn Recommends 4: Entrails on the Floor
There's been more than a few movies that deliberately look like they were taped off the television, on an old VHS tape, complete with fake commercials. There's also been a slew of low budget horror films that are trying to pass themselves off as some lost trash from the 80s. It's a gimmick that might be starting to wear out its welcome. With that said, however, this film gets a pass. This was just too much fun to not love.
A crowdfunded feature-length film from the crew at 5-Second Films that was clearly made with a lot of love. It's oozing with creativity and bursting with juvenile humor, feeling like someone tossed a…
“Frat Row was no longer a street: it was a river. of BLOOD.”
the quintessential cinematic definition of “so bad it is good,” to the point where it actually is good? the unironic decadence of Dude Bro Party Massacre III is irresistible, filled with perfectly-acted fraternity brothers being torn apart and disemboweled in the name of spectral brotherhood that transcends life and death. but, honestly, it is just stupid-great amusement. many lines are delivered with an expected dimwitted alpha-kappa-beta-sigma-esque demeanor, but the dialogue is genuinely hilarious and so bizarre that it surpasses poor quality and presents itself as something that is well-crafted and somehow, thought-out. there are intermittent commercial breaks that bleed this TV-to-VHS charm into a bright red enthusiasm,…
It Is Happening Again: Hooptober 6 (Haunting: 20)
This is one of the most appropriately titled films I've ever seen. It tells you everything you need to know. There are dudes, there are bros, there's a party, and they get massacred (for anyone unaware, the 3 is a joke; this isn't actually a sequel to anything). It's presented as a VHS recording of an 80's film that had all other copies destroyed by order of Ronald Reagan -- and I don't think I've found any better motivating factor to watch a movie than "Reagan doesn't want you to see this!" They commit to the joke by giving the whole film a VHS quality look and occasional interruptions for snippets of…
So glad I didn't let this one linger in my watchlist forever! Dude Bro Party Massacre III will hopefully be recognized as a brilliant genre parody on par with Black Dynamite, The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra, Garth Marenghi's Darkplace, and the numerous late night Adult Swim shorts.
The lo-fi and low-budget look is spot-on, but I really have to credit the direction and writing for what really propels me to a 5-star rating. The oddball absurdism and excellent joke setup/payoff is some of the best I've seen, we're talking Arrested Development-level good. And it's great throughout! I never felt like there was a lull in energy or pacing, a common pitfall with parodies, and while following many of the genre…
Almost certainly too long for what it is, and not all of it works, but what does is an absolute riot. Silly, stupid fun.
A very well done parody of 1980's slasher flicks. Presented as if recorded on an old VHS tape, the film purposely has terrible sound quality and snippets of absurd commercials in between breaks in programming. The story isn't much, so it isn't much to talk about in that respect, but the characters, acting and kills are all perfect for the tone it was going for. The guys who do "5 Second Films" has pretty much made their magnum opus thus far. Let's just hope they can still top it with something else later.
These airholes you poked in the condom aren't working. Little Todd still can't breathe.
That is only one example of how absurd in all the right ways this movie is.
