Hoop-Tober 2.0, Film 18 of 31:
I've now watched two films back to back featuring yards of someone's guts being wrenched out of their stomach.
And yes, I really did just rate this a 9/10.
"Your body is so fucking jacked and fertile.
It's like your sperm count must be in the billions or something."
My advice to all fans of horror/slasher films, horror-comedies, surrealist/absurdist comedies, satires and parodies: seek out Dude Bro Party Massacre III ASAP; it's from the 5-Second Films crew and feels like some sort of fusion between Everything is Terrible, Astron 6 and the most obscure Adult Swim content. For me, it may be the most consistently hilarious movie of the year (but I do admittedly…