What ever happened to chivalry? Does it only exist in 80s movies? I want John Cusack holding a boombox outside my window. I wanna ride off on a lawn mower with Patrick Dempsey. I want Jake from Sixteen Candles waiting outside the church for me. I want Judd Nelson thrusting his fist into the air because he knows he got me. Just once. I want my life to be like an 80s movie. Preferably, one with a really awesome musical number, for no reason. But no…no. John Hughes did not direct my life. So, instead of all that, I get to save fifteen cents on a bottle of juniper breeze antibacterial gel.
Music ♪ ♯
I got a pocket, got a pocketful of sunshine
I got a love, and I know that it's all mine, oh
Do what you want but you're never gonna break me
Sticks and stones are never gonna shake me, oh